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Peter aka Krans Posted Mar 6, 2003
You'll have negotiate with the chef...
*Looks back at Justin*
So that'll be... three cheeseburgers, two hotdogs and a side order of fries? Do you want anything to drink with that?
*Gives the chit to Greg*
Check on...
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Peter aka Krans Posted Mar 6, 2003
Greg's the chef.
I gave the piece of paper I'd written the order on the Greg, who's the chef, so that he could prepare the food.... yes?
BTW, some new assignments have come in, if there's anyone interested in a bounty.
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Found Posted Mar 6, 2003
Three cheese burgers, one portion of fries. Hotdogs in a moment.
What was that about sheep?
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creachy Posted Mar 6, 2003
if i give you two sheep and half a pig can i have a steak dinner with chips, mushy beans, onion rings, crispy garlic mushrooms and a banoffee pie for dessert?
what ya say. can it be done?
creachy
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Found Posted Mar 6, 2003
Will the sheep fit in the mincer? We could add lamb burgers to the menu 
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Found Posted Mar 6, 2003
*comes in carrying a huge plate on which is a immaculately presented meal, which he deposits in front of Creachy*
Bon appetite!
I'm going off duty for the evening, now. Bye!
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creachy Posted Mar 6, 2003
*waffs the meal down and has time to say cheers to greg before he gets out the door*
CHEERS, i will leave the sheep and half a pig on the counter.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Mar 7, 2003
*Walks over to the "Unclaimed Bounties" board and tacks up a list:
"Current bounties on:
- Red Dog $1000000
- President Peregrin $500000
- Sergeant Mushroom $100000
- Uncle Heavy $25000
"You have to catch them in a VR thread, not just create a new thread on their page saying "You've been bounty-hunted".
"First person to post a link to their capture posting gets the bounty."*
Anybody else want to put a price on someone's head?
*Picks sheep and remains of pig off the bar, drags them into the kitchen and shoves them in the freezer*
Anyone wants some gear, I'll be in the Armoury.
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Found Posted Mar 7, 2003
*a loud rattling, grinding noise suddenly begins eminating from the kitchen*
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