h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(*Looks around impressed)
I would like to join the Cantina. I am Cybercat and know my way around lots of technology!

Er... come into the cantina and have a drink.

Thanks but I have to be going. Have a nice weekend. C U soon. On monday.

I want to apply for the position of Space traffic controller, I am an expert at one-move takedowns/killing, an excellent marksman and proficent at using multiple weapons. I am quick, accurate and deadly.

Hey there... It's J.J here... Sorry I can't answer your request right now... If you're interested in joining, we urgently need your assistance at F52268?thread=259862 . Could you make your way to the armoury, pick up some gear, and help us out at the above place? We're trying to contain NYC student and Sea... The situation is sort of a bit out of hand...

Ah some action

Alex Danov reporting in....

I am looking for work hacking in to ships computers and watching those REALLY interesting transmissions the galactic governors really don't want you to see. If you need a spy, I'm you're guy. Got a bit of a screw loose though....

Well. That's what the pyschiatrist said on my last post after I saw her tongue was glowing green and attracting 22 and a half legged spiders to crawl through all the air ducts singing the theme to "The A Team"....

See you shortly.