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LOL, that would have been terrible phrasing...

Good. Well done!

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I've been doing pure and mechanics for days!!! Erk!

Still, it'll be worth it I'm told...

I was at the worlds most boring party wednesday night - the highlight was somebody being sick...

Oh, you get invited to parties, huh?

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I'm not sure about the use of 'invited' or the use of the plural lol.

Only if I lay guilt trips on whoevers hosting it, and then it's only so they aren't seen to be inviting everyone except me.

I don't tend to find out about parties until after they've happened...

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After that one I wish I hadn't found out until afterwards...

Oh dear...

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I kid you not, a couple actually split up on a matter related to something the host had said, The best part was when someone was sick, The music was appauling, One of the guests was a Nazi noone actually knew...

I left with a few people about two and a half hours in. Two of us went back in to say goodbye, heard the phrase "You've got sick on your chin" turned, looked at each other, and went without sayign anything.

I'd rather have stayed in and watched ER at any rate.

Oh dear...

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So, what have you been up to? Are you on half term too?

I am now, yes!
I had my first lie-in in weeks today!
It was rather a pathetic attempt though... I got up at 10:40am...

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Half a lie in then? Oh well...

I've had yet another frightful day today...

Oh dear, what happened?

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The morning was fine, revised etc, fueled by Tea and cakes... It got to three o'clock, I watched three hours of Star Trek Voyager on video while biologising (essay preparation) I remembered I was supposed to have mowed the lawn, so I got the mower out, which was hidden in the shed under several square miles of blackout curtain, only to find out that it had run out of petrol (for the record I voted against a petrol mower) I put it away again, then went for a wee in the dark, assuming that the bulb had blown. I then proceded to the chest freezer in the room accross the landing to get some broccolli to go with me quorn, and the light in there did not work either. I then had to climb through the garage in the semi light to flick the fusebox so the upstairs lights would all work again. I informed my mum of the state of affais, and she said that one of the lights had probably gone somewhere. I then went back upstairs on a broccoli hunt, only to find that the bulb that had gone (therefore causing the fuse to go) was the one in the room I had been looking in! I juggled several loaves of bread while searching for the broccoli, which I then found, cooked dinner... I'm sorry, that should have been overcooked dinner, the broccoli was so overdone it practically melted in my mouth. Then i was about to settle down when my mum starts saying how lazy i was for not putting the tray away! Oh well. Oh... than she threw an ashtray in the air by accident and i had to hoover the ash up. Erk! Beat that Basil Fawlty!

Oh dear... still, it keeps you from getting bored... which is about the best thing I can think of...

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Never a Dull moment!

That's right. Not always a good thing though, is it?

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No. On the bright side I have 10 weeks untill I finish year 13!!! Only exams to worry about after that...

Woohoo!! Except for the exams bit... Boo! for them...

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I'll have plenty of time to relax when I'm dead - until then it's busy busy busy!

Got the 500 word essay done in 450 words. DOH! Still, it's done.