A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Be a Lifeguard: The Next Generation
Dizzy H. Muffin Started conversation Mar 2, 2000
"Do you want to prevent people from drowning? Would you like to give the kiss of life to a bikini-babe or handsome hunk? Then join the Beach & Fountain lifeguards, and be proud to save lives, and look GOOD in a swimsuit!"
Omit the swimsuit one because of the HRASC.
The reason we changed forums was because it was taking aeons to load. As usual.
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saffire Posted Mar 2, 2000
ahh i see well done yk!
now where is everybody...
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Courtesy38 Posted Mar 2, 2000
I'm here. Actually, I'm not a lifeguard, but I figure I can at least live vicariously through you guys/gals 
Courtesy
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
You can become a lifeguard if you want to, Courtesy. Go on, you know you want to.
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Courtesy38 Posted Mar 2, 2000
Well .... uhhhh .... hmmmmm ......
Okay
Can I please, please, please be the Courteous Lifeguard
Courtesy
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 2, 2000
Of course you can!
I'm thinking about re-arranging the lifeguard names into alphabetical order - any comments anyone?
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P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds Posted Mar 3, 2000
Okay, I don't need a swimsuit anyways-
So I just want to be the purple-skinned lifeguard with yellow polka dots that just walks around the beach with purple skin and yellow polka dots... Please!
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
Okay - I've just added you to the team!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 3, 2000
[Cut to a redneck, who says, "Ah otta say dat" (educated voice) "There is a fundamental reason why one must not use 'Make love, not war' as one's slogan or tagline."]
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
And what is that fundamental reason?
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Zhihana Posted Mar 3, 2000
Lifeguard? Canni, canni please? I wanna make the people on Baywatch look bad, 'kay? I mean, they probally can't swim...
I think that's why they take those floaty thingys everytime they go in the water...
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 3, 2000
Of course you can, my Z-named friend Just let me know what title you would like, and then you can join the team.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2000
I am NOT a lifeguard. I'm just a president who hangs around irritating people.
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saffire Posted Mar 4, 2000
eh lifeguards arent irritating...are we?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2000
Doesn't matter. I'M irritating, and that's good enough for me.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 4, 2000
But you're not irritating. We like you, my SIP friend.
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 5, 2000
It's the Society to Irritate People
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2000
And I'm a Seriously Irritated President on the grounds that I've shut the Society to Irritate People down and nobody has paid attention.
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- 1: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 2, 2000)
- 2: saffire (Mar 2, 2000)
- 3: Courtesy38 (Mar 2, 2000)
- 4: Bluebottle (Mar 2, 2000)
- 5: Courtesy38 (Mar 2, 2000)
- 6: Bluebottle (Mar 2, 2000)
- 7: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 3, 2000)
- 8: P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds (Mar 3, 2000)
- 9: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 10: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 3, 2000)
- 11: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 12: Zhihana (Mar 3, 2000)
- 13: Bluebottle (Mar 3, 2000)
- 14: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2000)
- 15: saffire (Mar 4, 2000)
- 16: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2000)
- 17: Bluebottle (Mar 4, 2000)
- 18: saffire (Mar 5, 2000)
- 19: Bluebottle (Mar 5, 2000)
- 20: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 5, 2000)
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