h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*climbs to the top of the tower and tries a dive for the first time after encouragement from BB...*

how'd I do??

*can't help feeling a little cheated upon... *

*comforts himself with the thought that no one, not even BB, would be able to win a race against him if he didn't have a cat holding him back... *

Congratulations, BB... Just to show you that I mean it.....

*soaks him with a water cannon... *

Tut tut PP... *pushes him under again!!!*

Times the whole pool was soaked because someone created a huge splash: 11
Times everyone was soaked: 7
Times everyone was soaked except BB: 1
Bluebottle: 18
Ming: 13
Fashion Cat: 9
Paul Prefect: 9
Hannah: 4
Trinity: 1
Baldrick: 3
Splooshes with water ballons: 5

Bluebottle, you are the King of being soaked!
Congratulations!!

Sends a stream of water of to BB crowning his newly appointed status!!

hehe...

*not really seeing why things should be any different...she soaks BB again with the water cannon*

*i sneek in the pool and pull the plug * i also laugh in an hysterical very mad way, when i see all the water draining away, but!! suddenly i feel sorry for what i have done, and realise i did it out of jelousy !!!!!!! :0(......... ( iam a very bad boy)

how long's that plug been there????

*turns on the tap wondering how long it'll take before I can get a dive in....*

Sigh.... Anyone fancy an icecream while we wait.. I may as well take one order to EV instead of us all annoying her!!

I don't get mice, don't have to order anything.
*snief*

here you are Hannah... I saw this one outside a few minutes ago!! It should be fine *removes fingers from blocking smell to nose... * You'd have thought that I'd have got used to the smell being ac evolved cat, but no....

*Arrives back from Sewers after being flushed down the giant plug hole... Looking abit battered...*

We'll that's an experiance I didn't think would ever happen!

I'm sure BB has quite a quick water supply to this place...

*waits till pool refills, and then dives back in... Soaking BB with a giant splash as he does...*

*Dives into the pool....*

definitely improving!!

I am well groomed!

*The pool fills up soon enough - afterall, why have a waterworks if you can't get instant water? - and the pool's plug is welded shut.*
That should keep the place secure for now. And looks like I've a lot of catching up to do in the soaking business!
*Grabs water gun, and soaks everyone except Hannah and Ming, especially PP*

*Creeps round the back of BB and pushes him in!*

That'll teach you for being soaked too often

*pauses, thinking about what I just did and said... *'

Well, you get what I mean.,.... possibly!?!

Hm... *evil grin* Was I the only one to notice that E didn't get a mention in the being soaked list?

We'll have to change that...

*sympathy*, E...

*soaks her with a nearby cannon*

This should help it...

*soaks BB yet again... Which is not much use, as he's already about as wet as he can get... *

*feeling left out 'cos after all, she ~was~ the 'queen' of being soaked and didn't get soaked once for managing it*
*soaks herself threee times over with cannon*
*divebombs on herself - a very tricky manouver to manage on your own*
*ducks herself*
*soaks herself again with cannon*
*purposefully stands near Fish*
*soaks PP to see if he'll soak her back*
*soaks herself again*

¦M¦

sorry Ming.... here you go *pushes Ming into the pool*

feel better???

*grabs cannon and soaks Ming just be on the safe side*

Damn it, I left E out?
E:5 (at that time)
*being very sorry*
*soaks Ming to make her soak back*
No-one seemes to soak me
*soaks herself*

Amind wondering about what all the fuss about priceless vases is about*

Glub!