h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giving Clelba a towel*
isn't that the best gift you can imagine?

Nope, you'll have to do better. How anout a huge caramel icecream with chocolate sauce?

*gives Clelba a VERY huge caramel ice-cream with chocolate sauce*
*realizes she's alive, too and deserves the same*
*gives herself a caramel ice-cream with chocolate sauce*
Here you go, congratulations.

thought we'd lost you there for a moment guys.... where's BB when you need him... good thing Ming was around!!

are we all restored to a swimming level... *everyone nods* Good!! *pushes you all into the pool*

MWAhahahaha......

*Too tired to care, just floats atop water whilst high velocity water fights fly around him...*

zZzZ

for spotting what?

If you spot
a yellow polka dot
Let me know.

*Climbs on top of the dolphin, and tries to see if he can submerge it, but to no avail.*

Let me help you, BB...

*climbs onto the dolphin & pretends to be helping BB*

*suddenly pushes him into the pool so that the splash soaks Ming... *

That was for soaking me...

You rascally PP! *From beneath the water, swims below the dolphin and tips it over so that PP falls off and into the pool*
Ha! Got you back!

*while falling, PP makes a mental note NEVER to turn his back on BB, even when he's beneath the water... *

*splashes into the pool*

*begins to plot his revenge...*

*Swims quickly and directly to the water cannons, planning to soak PP as soon as his head comes over the water*

*finally comes up with a suitable plan for taking revenge... *

*grins evilly as he surfaces, not suspecting anything bad... *

*Climbs up the Tower and down the Hell slide, splashing as she is thrown wildly into the water*

hehe.. i'm back!

*looks around & sees BB hiding behind a water cannon, apparently waiting for him to appear again... *

Hm... I haven't been spotted yet...

*quietly gets out of the pool & creeps up behind BB... Gets another water cannon, puts the water supply to maximum & fires at BB, first soaking him all over, then sweeping him into the pool... The force of the cannon drives him halfway to the other side... *

*sees FC & decides he has to greet her...*

*Gives her a shot with the gun*

Hi, Fashion Cat...

*thrown backwards into the pool from the force of the cannon*

Grrr... I'll get you back you.....!

*dives under the surface to the other end of the pool, picks up one of Baldricks altered cannons and stares cooly at PP*

Boy are you in trouble know!!!

*gulps*

*gulps again, this time the sound is more distinct... *

*small beads of sweat appear on his forehead as he stares straight into the cannon FC is pointing at him...*

Er... Fashion cat... You're a good cat, aren't you?... Sweet, cute, well-behaved pussy cat...

*doubts this will have much effect & just hopes it will delay FC until he thinks of what else to do... *

Oh yes... sweet, well-behaved pussy cat... to most people anyway.... most people dont know about my dark past though.... Mwahahah!

*Flicks the setting 90 deg to the right, about to hit fire, then changes her mind, and turns the knob one more click to the right*

hehe... hold onto your sails PP....

*Turns the power setting to max, and presses the fire button whilst smilling at PP... watching him sweat...*

*a tiny noise comes from the cannon, and nothing seems to happen for a while. PP visibly relaxes, only a few seconds before he realises he's made a terrible mistake*

*PP seems to be in a fit... Obviously the cannon was set to 'tickle' and now, PP is being tickled continually all over his body by thousands of tiny hands....*

Aw... poor PP. Letting a cat get ontop of you like that...

*Turns the machine off, waiting to see how PP will exact revenge..*

*tries to stop himself from laughing & wishes he wasn't *quite* so sensitive when it comes to tickling... *

Just you wait... Well-beaved pussy cat... Bah...

*goes off to the ice cream van & fetches a whole bucketful of FC's favourite flavour, then puts it down before her...*

Here... Have some...

*really, really hopes that this will be too much for her & that she'll overfeed... *

As EV knows, my fav flavour of ice cream at the mo is invisible, tasteless ice-cream.... so thanks for *absolutely nothing* as EV outs it PP!!!

hehe.... nice try!

*wonders what other adjustments Baldrick made to the cannon*

*deciding to soak someone to get noticed*

Hello FC! *soaks*