h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grabs nearest upgraded cannon... shoots off a load of cream pies*

well, the thing you've got to ask yourself is how many pies did i fire, and to be honest in all the excitement I kinda lost track myself... so do you feel lucky... well, do ya??? (a very bad cat version translation.... I got confused, the chlorine affects the sense of smell => translation poor!!!) No no... Pavlov shoo, I dont need a bell ringing <in Welsh accent obv!!!)

hehe..

*heads off to the ice cream stall laughing at myself, gets an invisible ice cream from EV then heads back to the loungers to eat it whilst laughing at B..!*

There are only two upgraded cannons, the one I'm on and the one down there.
*fiddles lever*
*greases slide

*removes the 10ft restriction, engages the lockouts, activates a Perspex wrap-around shield and folds out a bed from nowhere*
I'm gonna get some sleep now. A few hours.
*shoots up until hugging the ceiling*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Considers calling in engineers to fix cannons, but leaves it for now, as he goes down the slides, climbs on the Dolphin, and then waits at the top of the slide for Hannah*

climbing on the top of the slide
wondering how tall BB look when looking at him as a cat

*Picks Hannah up, and sits on slide*
You look very well groomed. Ready to go down?

*stretches*
Morning *yawn*
*turns cannon on himself*
Better.
*flies down and engages the 10ft restriction*
And I'm the only one who can remove the modifications, and my tools are lying down there.
*indicates bottom of deep end*
*fiddles lever*
*greases slide more*

Well, if you're the only one who can remove the modifications, might have to remove the whole cannons...
I remember that back at Christmas someone turned the water cannons in the last thread into ice-shooters - that wasn't you, was it???

Yes
You know that if I'm scared I try to find hold with my claws.
*looking down*
I'm scared a bit
*climbing up Bluebottle*
*sitting on his head*

It's only two cannons out of ten or so.
*cannon spits out a large inflatable effigy of Alan Shearer

*Sits on the slide with a cat on his head*
I hope you're not going to dig your claws in, Hannah. Well, let's go down the gentlest slide...
*Slides down, slowly and gently, and avoiding the giant inflatable effigy of Alan Shearer that's just been shot at them.*
Right, so how was that Hannah? If you're okay, could you excuse me - I've a Baldrick to soak.

jumps with great glee onto Shearer, laughing maniacally whan it pops loudly.... Mwahahah...

Afternoon all!!!

Afternoon Fashion Cat.
*Goes for a water gun and soaks Fashion Cat and Baldrick thoruoughly.*
See you later, I'm off for me nammet.

The slide was great!
*soaks Baldrick, because he's the only one she hasn't soaked yet*
*Goes on the slide, slides down and creates a huge splash*

sigh... disappears back to the RL, for more tortuous revision

keep the pool warm for me!!!

*Surfaces after four days*

I knew there was something else... Air!

*laughs manically & shouts*

I won!!! Thanks to E, mainly...

*realises that perhaps it's a little too late to celebrate it 20 hours after it happened... *

Oh well...

*dive-bombs into the pool*

Hey all!

Oh, and Fashion Cat...

Germany didn't play better, believe me...

jumps in next to Paul, soakung him for still celbrating after so long.... sigh...




Deutchland!!!!

Next time maybe you'll allow me to take part in the competition!!
*Runs to the Diving Board, does a quadruple double back sumersault, but is unable to look up the word "sumersault" in the dictionary so isn't sure how to spell it, and lands with a huge splash and shots of 8.1*

definite 9 from this side of the pool BB!!!