A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Started conversation Apr 3, 2001
Could I have a lane roped off so I can do some training please, I like to keep on form even when on holiday in h2g2. Thank you.
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 6, 2001
Why, of course you can...
Although you may be missing out on the fun!
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 6, 2001
fun.. letsee.. *goes over to slide with the teleport at it and goes down it, restarting the cycle which started at the temp. h2.* wheeeeeeeee!
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 9, 2001
Decides to go in after her, and is immediately teleported to the top again...
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 9, 2001
If there was a teleport fitted @ the far end of the pool my 50m freestyle would (just) set a new world record. I would of course dedicate the record to h2g2, and who knows, it might start a new olympic sport. Any thoughts?
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 9, 2001
well, we could have the h2 olympics.... i believe there are lanes roped off for practice.
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 10, 2001
where do I sign up?
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 13, 2001
Yipppeeeeeeee! My first Gold Medal
(sound of bigalibi national anthem playing in background,bigalibi flag runs up the h2g2 flagpole.
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 13, 2001
Out of curiousity, what is the Bigalibi National Anthem?
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 13, 2001
*applause*
Well done bigA!!!
*looks round*
Hi all! 
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Apr 13, 2001
hi to ya too!
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Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) Posted Apr 13, 2001
The bigalibi National Anthem? It goes something like this:-
dum dum dum de dum dum dum, doo doo de doo,
dum de dum-dum dum dum daaah, doobee dooo do dooo.
Everybody join in the chorus!
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Heliophile Posted Apr 14, 2001
A chorus!!!!!!
Big-A, this has got to sung at CFF!
Can I join in the "swimming" as well? I am the current World Record Holder of the "One-Depth Brickstoke"!!!! 
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 15, 2001
OK, how's the chorus go?
Hiya Minesweep!! Hiya Heliophile!!
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Heliophile Posted Apr 15, 2001
Hiya Ming! 
Hi too to Minesweep ...Now we know the pool is clear from nasties that Sadman Hoosinsane may've put in the water to frustrae Big-A in his world record attempt at the 50m Expensive style while eating a bag of 
's. With Greebo on the sidelines, this could be very quick, as big-A has to have them all scoffed by the end of the pool, or get mugged by The Delightful Greebo who has developed raging hunger while watching!
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 16, 2001
Hello Heliophile! And everyone else!!
*is unable to stop herself asking this any more...*
Anyone want to have any sort of water-fight?
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 16, 2001
No! You always end up ganging up on me and soaking me through! 
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 16, 2001
I do not!! I'm usually the person who sticks up for you!!
Unless you soak me first... 
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 16, 2001
Ah yes, it is true - you are my one true friend.
But once you're annoyed, you're dangerous to know. Especially on speedboats.
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- 1: Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) (Apr 3, 2001)
- 2: Bluebottle (Apr 6, 2001)
- 3: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 6, 2001)
- 4: Bluebottle (Apr 9, 2001)
- 5: Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) (Apr 9, 2001)
- 6: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 9, 2001)
- 7: Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) (Apr 10, 2001)
- 8: Bluebottle (Apr 12, 2001)
- 9: Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) (Apr 13, 2001)
- 10: Bluebottle (Apr 13, 2001)
- 11: Ming Mang (Apr 13, 2001)
- 12: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Apr 13, 2001)
- 13: Bigalibi (Muse of Antiquated Swimming Strokes & MuG) (Apr 13, 2001)
- 14: Heliophile (Apr 14, 2001)
- 15: Ming Mang (Apr 15, 2001)
- 16: Heliophile (Apr 15, 2001)
- 17: Ming Mang (Apr 16, 2001)
- 18: Bluebottle (Apr 16, 2001)
- 19: Ming Mang (Apr 16, 2001)
- 20: Bluebottle (Apr 16, 2001)
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