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The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 61

Big Bad Werewolf

*Sits on the edge of his seat, waiting for the sequel.*


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 62

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Sorry, BBW, there isn't any sequel.

Two years ago, I wrote a novella about rogue
Native Americans who stole the whole state
of Nebraska, leaving nothing but a deep hole
filled with water. The rescue team that tried
to find where Nebraska had been taken to
included Spot the Wonder Dog, Extra-Terrestrial
Weasel, and Professor Neinstein. There was also
a carnivorous plant from another dimension.


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 63

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - laugh what's the plant's name?


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 64

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Her name is Emily. She is a florgar who
lives in Extra-terrestrial Weasel's solarium.
When she's in a good mood, she makes a sound
like wind chimes, and has blue and pink blossoms.
When she's cross, the flowers turn black, and she's
apt to bite anything that gets too close.

She manages to beam herself to the alternative
universe/dimension where Nebraska has been
taken, where she gets turned into a duck. Irving
Sprilznik, the world's richest person, shows up
there to do some duck hunting. Boy, is he in for a
surprise! smiley - smiley


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 65

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

WOW!!!


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 66

(deceasedjan.1,2002)

" A Plant/duck Named Emily". is that anything like "A Fish Called Wanda" ?
smiley - shark


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 67

Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"

ok, so i was invited here by ex-rambling, and now i'm all confuzzled, not to mention feeling extraordinarily inferior by my lack of anything interesting to say and funny icons. Pass the nibbles, i need comfort food smiley - sadface


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 68

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Awww.... smiley - hug There there...!!!


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 69

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Hay, Doc! smiley - burgers and smiley - ale, <donuts and smiley - tea happy to see you. we're talking about getting togeather a monster uni. or, at least, we were till we got sidetracked. I guess now we're talking about nightmares, Elvis and other unrelated stuff.


The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club

Post 70

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YEP!!!


I like monsters

Post 71

invisiblespace_rat

I also like monsters, but I like mine cut into little pieces and
done in a really big wok using extra-virgin olive oil, pine-nuts, garlic and bok choy (some say pak choi). Does any-one else have any recipes or preferences?


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