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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Sep 28, 2001
*Sits on the edge of his seat, waiting for the sequel.*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 28, 2001
Sorry, BBW, there isn't any sequel.
Two years ago, I wrote a novella about rogue
Native Americans who stole the whole state
of Nebraska, leaving nothing but a deep hole
filled with water. The rescue team that tried
to find where Nebraska had been taken to
included Spot the Wonder Dog, Extra-Terrestrial
Weasel, and Professor Neinstein. There was also
a carnivorous plant from another dimension.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 29, 2001
what's the plant's name?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 29, 2001
Her name is Emily. She is a florgar who
lives in Extra-terrestrial Weasel's solarium.
When she's in a good mood, she makes a sound
like wind chimes, and has blue and pink blossoms.
When she's cross, the flowers turn black, and she's
apt to bite anything that gets too close.
She manages to beam herself to the alternative
universe/dimension where Nebraska has been
taken, where she gets turned into a duck. Irving
Sprilznik, the world's richest person, shows up
there to do some duck hunting. Boy, is he in for a
surprise! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 29, 2001
WOW!!!
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(deceasedjan.1,2002) Posted Sep 30, 2001
" A Plant/duck Named Emily". is that anything like "A Fish Called Wanda" ? 
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Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" Posted Oct 24, 2001
ok, so i was invited here by ex-rambling, and now i'm all confuzzled, not to mention feeling extraordinarily inferior by my lack of anything interesting to say and funny icons. Pass the nibbles, i need comfort food 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 25, 2001
Awww.... 
There there...!!!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Oct 25, 2001
Hay, Doc! 
s and 
, <donuts and 
happy to see you. we're talking about getting togeather a monster uni. or, at least, we were till we got sidetracked. I guess now we're talking about nightmares, Elvis and other unrelated stuff.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 25, 2001
YEP!!!
I like monsters
invisiblespace_rat Posted Sep 28, 2004
I also like monsters, but I like mine cut into little pieces and
done in a really big wok using extra-virgin olive oil, pine-nuts, garlic and bok choy (some say pak choi). Does any-one else have any recipes or preferences?
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The Nightmares on Elvis Street Fan Club
- 61: Big Bad Werewolf (Sep 28, 2001)
- 62: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 28, 2001)
- 63: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 29, 2001)
- 64: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 29, 2001)
- 65: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 29, 2001)
- 66: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Sep 30, 2001)
- 67: Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home" (Oct 24, 2001)
- 68: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 25, 2001)
- 69: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Oct 25, 2001)
- 70: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Oct 25, 2001)
- 71: invisiblespace_rat (Sep 28, 2004)
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