A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
I like monsters
Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2001
Me? I get no money, just the satisfaction that my friends the monsters are well looked after.
And people visiting these forums.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 18, 2001
Does Chiron chose the curriculum!??
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 18, 2001
*choose
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
He has a large degree of freedom in that area, yes.
Baring him deciding to teach assination techniques, or anything unacceptable to today's equal lifestyle.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 19, 2001
hurry up, folks, my page is overflowing with the monsters that I've caught, and they're starting to get restless...
I have their parents' signatures on consent forms, but I don't like leaving the little fellows down there in the sewers unattended. 
cute little fella, isn't he?
See if Echidna would like to run the nursery...
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(deceasedjan.1,2002) Posted Sep 19, 2001
ex-R told me she needed some help with her monsters. I said I'd help her, she got upset when I told her that they might make tasty treats. She said nooooooo! Your suppose to play with them. I told her ,it bad manners to play with your food. 
she is alway so strict about my diet.
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(deceasedjan.1,2002) Posted Sep 19, 2001
now you know why I like s. I married one.
::scratches behind his dorsal fin. slips him a Tuna.
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(deceasedjan.1,2002) Posted Sep 19, 2001
Thanks for the tuna low fat. barred from nursery.Ex-R with huge rolling pin in hand standing guard.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 20, 2001
...And now we know why the sewers are, as well as the rest of the waterworks, patrolled by HRASC.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2001
Ok.... Chiron will teach on a trial basis.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 20, 2001
That's great!!!!
Let's have a HUGE meal to celebrate - afterall, Chiron has 2 stomachs to feed. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 20, 2001
YAY!!!
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 23, 2001
Only if you promise not to eat the other guests.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 23, 2001
just give us an address, bud.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 23, 2001
Well, how about this thread? It's convenient for the buses.
Invite any monsters you know of.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 23, 2001
brings thingite moths, trooping parrots, deadite army to serve as waiters, sharkey husband, and bbq. grill. sets up grill, puts on chef's hat, starts grilling boo<burgers and bait sushi. 
s 
s, 
, 
, 
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leaves the grill under care of I'm Still Thinking and goes off to issue invitations.
(Also on the menu: birthday 
Happy birthday to me
)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Sep 23, 2001
::assorted mythological monsters show up, including Medusa, who wears sunglasses::
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2001
Yes, yes, happy birthday to you, ex-Rambling.
Not sure what qualifies as a , so to be
on the safe side, I brought (1.) My pet dragon,
Nancy, (2.) a very charming little sea serpent,
and (3.) a banter who talks far too much, but
might come in handy when the conversation here
falters. Okay, s, rev your engines!
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 24, 2001
thankyou, thankyou. says hi to s and researchers,
::passes out food and halloween candy.
gets banter good and drunk so we'll have jolly banter.::
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- 21: Bluebottle (Sep 18, 2001)
- 22: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 18, 2001)
- 23: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 18, 2001)
- 24: Bluebottle (Sep 19, 2001)
- 25: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 19, 2001)
- 26: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Sep 19, 2001)
- 27: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Sep 19, 2001)
- 28: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Sep 19, 2001)
- 29: Bluebottle (Sep 20, 2001)
- 30: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2001)
- 31: Bluebottle (Sep 20, 2001)
- 32: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 20, 2001)
- 33: (deceasedjan.1,2002) (Sep 21, 2001)
- 34: Bluebottle (Sep 23, 2001)
- 35: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 23, 2001)
- 36: Bluebottle (Sep 23, 2001)
- 37: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 23, 2001)
- 38: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Sep 23, 2001)
- 39: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 23, 2001)
- 40: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 24, 2001)
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