A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

I like monsters

Post 21

Bluebottle

Me? I get no money, just the satisfaction that my friends the monsters are well looked after.
And people visiting these forums.

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I like monsters

Post 22

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Does Chiron chose the curriculum!??


I like monsters

Post 23

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

*choose


I like monsters

Post 24

Bluebottle

He has a large degree of freedom in that area, yes.
Baring him deciding to teach assination techniques, or anything unacceptable to today's equal lifestyle.

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I like monsters

Post 25

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost hurry up, folks, my page is overflowing with the monsters that I've caught, and they're starting to get restless...
I have their parents' signatures on consent forms, but I don't like leaving the little fellows down there in the sewers unattended.
smiley - ghostsmiley - ticklesmiley - monster cute little fella, isn't he?
See if Echidna would like to run the nursery...


I like monsters

Post 26

(deceasedjan.1,2002)

ex-R told me she needed some help with her monsters. I said I'd help her, she got upset when I told her that they might make tasty treats. She said nooooooo! Your suppose to play with them. I told her ,it bad manners to play with your food.
smiley - sharksmiley - blue she is alway so strict about my diet.


I like monsters

Post 27

(deceasedjan.1,2002)

smiley - ghost now you know why I like smiley - monsters. I married one.
::scratches smiley - shark behind his dorsal fin. slips him a Tuna.


I like monsters

Post 28

(deceasedjan.1,2002)


Thanks for the tuna low fat.
smiley - shark barred from nursery.Ex-R with huge rolling pin in hand standing guard.


I like monsters

Post 29

Bluebottle

...And now we know why the sewers are, as well as the rest of the waterworks, patrolled by HRASC.

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I like monsters

Post 30

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Ok.... Chiron will teach on a trial basis.


I like monsters

Post 31

Bluebottle

That's great!!!!
Let's have a HUGE meal to celebrate - afterall, Chiron has 2 stomachs to feed. smiley - smiley

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I like monsters

Post 32

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YAY!!!


I like monsters

Post 33

(deceasedjan.1,2002)

Am I invited? smiley - smiley teeth showing.
smiley - shark


I like monsters

Post 34

Bluebottle

Only if you promise not to eat the other guests.

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I like monsters

Post 35

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost just give us an address, bud.smiley - biggrin


I like monsters

Post 36

Bluebottle

Well, how about this thread? It's convenient for the buses.
Invite any monsters you know of.

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I like monsters

Post 37

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost brings thingite moths, trooping parrots, deadite army to serve as waiters, sharkey husband, and bbq. grill. sets up grill, puts on chef's hat, starts grilling boo<burgers and smiley - sharkbait sushi.
smiley - stiffdrinks smiley - alesmiley - hotdogs, smiley - popcorn, smiley - strawberries, smiley - coffee.
leaves the grill under care of I'm Still Thinking and goes off to issue invitations.
(Also on the menu: birthday smiley - cake Happy birthday to mesmiley - musicalnote)


I like monsters

Post 38

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::assorted mythological monsters show up, including Medusa, who wears sunglasses::


I like monsters

Post 39

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Yes, yes, happy birthday to you, ex-Rambling.
smiley - musicalnotesmiley - cakesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - cakesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - cakesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - cakesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - cakesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - cake

Not sure what qualifies as a smiley - monster, so to be
on the safe side, I brought (1.) My pet dragon,
Nancy, (2.) a very charming little sea serpent,
and (3.) a banter who talks far too much, but
might come in handy when the conversation here
falters. Okay, smiley - monsters, rev your engines!


I like monsters

Post 40

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost thankyou, thankyou. says hi to smiley - monsters and researchers,
::passes out food and halloween candy. smiley - musicalnote
gets banter good and drunk so we'll have jolly banter.::


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