h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh No ! I can't move - the scaffolding supporting my ample upper chest renders me immobile. Unless I can get it fixed in time for the swimsuit parade I may be in trouble

You're going to need some lighter padding material, or maybe some small antigravity units...

[Mackenzie] And don't forget the --

[Luke] -- power converters!

* MaW throws a four-tonne ice cream at Luke *

*Idly wonders what flavour ?*

It's "Whiney Little Greaseball" flavour.

[Mackenzie]

Remember - you don't have to be thin in this competition - why not get in shape for the competition by putting on weight? Stand out from the skinny crowd? Besides which, if you want to be thin, E Vibenstein has ice-cream flavours that'll put you off eating for life: F44378?thread=64443

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Yes, but poor Red Dog can't even stand up.

Yes, I have an unfeasibly large upper chest in a shallow but desperate attempt to grab attention much like MaW's sublime but non-existant Bikini

Thanks for the free advertising, BB. Why don't I just change the name of my van to "Dr E Vibenstein's Leprosy Van" while I'm at it?

[Mackenzie] ... Huh??

I think I'll just stay the same size I am, if I change to much I'll have to alter my bikini!

Mel

Hmph! Just because my bikini is cunningly crafted from nothing at all doesn't mean it doesn't exist. After all, if it didn't, how would I be able to wear it, or indeed enter the competition?

*sprinkles fish food over the invisibly (and humanely) attached fish on her bikini*

I've got some spare underwiring somewhere if required, enough for at least a DD cup.

Don't give it to Red Dog, or he'll have to get some stronger scaffolding to hold him up.

* sketches a design for a fancy counterweight system to hang off Red Dog's back *

[Mackenzie] I know! I can cast a "Float" spell!

Just make sure they don't float too high

Mel

I'm a firm believer that "No Publicity Is Bad Publicity", EV

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[Mackenzie] Hmm ...