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I'm not really here Posted Sep 16, 2001
I only know of one way to make an ice cream poo flavour. And excuse me for being fussy, but that's not my 'thing'.
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I'm not really here Posted Sep 17, 2001
I don't think you were. I think you're a closet fetishisht now. I think you should visit my dungeon. 
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MaW Posted Sep 17, 2001
Think what you like Mina, but telling people about it won't make it true, you know.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2001
..Hang on, is that a "I'm a secret closet fetishist" tatoo I see on your arm, MaW?
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I'm not really here Posted Sep 18, 2001
Not so secret anymore!
*wearing a t shirt with the words 'MaW is a closet fetishist' on it*
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Chris Tonks Posted Sep 18, 2001
Hmm...
*Performs a little technical interdimensional trickery with his Watch.*
You know, there's a dimension I've just found where MaW being a closet fetishist is a physical law, a law of nature if you will.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 18, 2001
*licking ice cream*
*goes for a stroll along the beach*
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MaW Posted Sep 18, 2001
* shoots nasty looks at BB, Mina and Prof *
* vanishes in a swirl of crackling blue and white sparkly things *
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
Hmmm....
Obviously a touchy closet fetishist...
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MaW Posted Sep 19, 2001
(disembodied voice) You're getting very close to finding out what ostriches think when they've got their heads buried in the sand, BB...
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
Ostriches think that MaW is a closet Fetishist, and hide their heads in shame!?!?!?!?
Wait until David Attenborough and David Bellamy hear about this!
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
...Well, it is a sandy beach.
What did you think MaW said? Or shouldn't I know?
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