h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*leaps back into Sopwith Pup and takes off*

Cats Beware!!

~Rushes out of hanger with the replacement whajamacallit pin~

Busterbone wait ........ oh sh*t.

Hey, where is my whajamacallit pin.

Hey, how come the plane won't steer,

Hey, what's that mountain doing there.

Hey, what the f..

****** At H2G2 Role Play Central a warning light begins to flash urgently on a console. A siren begins to broadcast a strident alarm note. A white-robed Story Continuity Guardian strides over to the monitor and notices that an endless story loop has developed in a Cat War thread. Muttering to himself the Guardian activates a device that suspends time itself [a large button marked PAUSE]. Manipulating another device the Guardian edits the story-line to avoid the paradox thus preventing the loop developing and rewinds the story 10 minutes. The Guardian presses the PAUSE button again ******


~ A large Red Dog rushes out of the hanger ..... and waves Busterbone goodbye ~

Cheerio Busterbone - I`m glad we got the replacement whajamacallit pin installed in time. Happy hunting.

*Runs out of the hangar*

Busterbone, wait. Your thingamajig lever is broken!

****** At H2G2 Role Play Central a slightly irritated white-robed Story Continuity Guardian shakes his head sadly and starts thinking about the big red DAFT RESEARCHER ERASE BUTTON ******

Hey, where is my thingamajig lever

Hey, why is my thingummybob rivet wobbly

Hey, how come the plane won't steer,

Hey, what's the hangar doing there.

Hey, those guys look like Redfish and Big Bad Werewolf

Hey, look out guys..

****** At H2G2 Role Play Central a slight smirk briefly plays across the lips of white-robed Story Continuity Guardian ******

******At H2G2 the white-robed Story Continuity Guardian looks startled as an angry, battered looking RedFish pops into existence in front of him, and starts moving towards him manacingly, while muttering: "you let us have god-like powers, and then you look suprised when we actually use them?"******

*Busterbone climbs out of wreckage*

Wow, what a lucky escape for me.

*looks at Redfish and BBW under the wreckage*

Hey, are you guys okay.

Hey, I said are you guys okay.

Oh, I get it its the silent treatment for me is it??

Its not my fault I crashed a sopwith on you.

* a spurt of blood shoots out from under the wreckage*

Oh. Oh, I see. Its the silent-and-bleeding treatment for me, is it??

WELL!

*Stamps foots. Sulks in corner of airfield*

That's life for you....

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*Peregrin flies past and disappears into the distance - he's forgotten where the brakes are*

*The wreckage of the Sopwith trembles briefly, then heaves as BBW tries to muscle his way out. It shakes, then shifts and BBW staggers out, bleeding, with a crooked handlebar mustache. He has a dazed look on his face.*

Wha... what happened? Where am I? Who am I?

*throws out a parachute package containing bandages and splints for BBW's mustache*

You're name is Napoleon Bonaparte and you were just about to pay me the one million dollars you owe me.

*puts hand out*

In cash please.

*whistles nonchalantly*

~materialises next to busterbone~

Oh, and oyu were also going to give me the keys to my house nad car thta you borrowed, they are in your pocket on a keyring...

And the shirt on your back.

That's mine too.

Oi! Don't get shirty!
>groan<

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