h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders whether to follow orders but decides sunbathing is nicer*

I agree...
...Although I have heard rumours that some people do weird things such as burn if they're in the sun for too long? Strange, but true! Seems very unneccesary to me.

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i certainly will tell you, but he was here recently...i dont know how soon again

::The ACF witness the awesome power of the elements versus their ingenuity as Poseidon casts a giant wave upon the shores on the H2G2 Waterworks, ripping apart a third of the ACF sandcastle, swallowing it and three or four dozen ACFs as the wave retreats::

::BB can see an ocean nymph wink at him from atop the giant wave::

oh, goody, dead afc troops. my army of the dead swells...

::Hades wants to claim the dead army for himself... all dead beings are his property after all::

only if the dead are greeks. in this case, dibsies in doggy dead.

breaks out surfing board. Yeeeeeee Haaaawwww! jumps in and starts to ride the waves. Thanks, musemom!

::Hades really didn't want more dead walking around in his realm... it's quite crowded::

Tidal waves????

What happened to our antitidal wave deflectors???

Somebodys goofed!!

I suspect the surfers sabotaged them for some "wild waves, man".

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::Voice of Poseidon:: It was ME, GOD OF THE SEA!!!

hay, don't turn off the waves, man. This is the most fun I've had in ages!

*Considers ing a Beach Boys tune, but fears that his mouth would become [moderated].*

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::voice of Poseidon:: You should be shaking in your catskin boots!!!

I don't wear catskin boots.
Or catskin.
Or boots, for that matter.....

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why, I'm already dead, so I don't mind drowning. I'll just come back on another thread. besides, I gotta say, you whip up a mean wave, dude. summons a ghostly orchestra to play surf music.
"Heeee hheeeeehhheee, Wipe Out!"
"dadadada dadadada dadadada dadadada...

::Poseidon sighs:: No no no.... not you, Bluebottle!!!