A Conversation for The Coral Reef Cafe & Watering Hole
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A Fish called Bob Started conversation Aug 9, 2000
Well Here It Is!
There's change in the till, there's food in the Kitchen, and only a tad of paint is still wet...
Welcome to The Coral Reef Cafe!
Orders please...
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 10, 2000
*Is ready to clean any goldfish bowls*.
*Oh, and probably anything else.*
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The Fish Posted Aug 10, 2000
Great! Now all we need is some custom
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 10, 2000
*gets stuck in fishflap*
No, what you need are the new 21st Century re-inforced carbon fibre Waiting Staff as supplied by Wumbeevil Industries.
*manages to wriggle thru helped by a fast approaching shark valet*
Didn't you get that door then?
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The Fish Posted Aug 11, 2000
Oh yes, there's a door now... You just missed it..
So, what would you like?
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A Fish called Bob Posted Aug 11, 2000
Glides through fish flap...
Hi Fish, could I have some kelp juice please
oO
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 11, 2000
Can I have the Korean dogfish, followed by icebream and jellyfish please. Oh, and as a proud member of CAMRA, I suppose I'd better have a pint of eel ale.
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The Fish Posted Aug 11, 2000
Comming right up...
*Wanders back into kitchen and then wonders where all his staff went to...*
Oh well...
*Rumages for a little while, then emerges with tray full of goodies...*
Here you are Wumbeevil...
One Korean dogfish followed by Icebream & Jellyfish. With a Pint of Eel ale on the house as it's the first one!
Enjoy...
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Insane Endeavour Posted Aug 12, 2000
General Fishbody reporting for duty!
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 12, 2000
*tearfully looks out of porthole at his pint sitting on the roof of an underwater bungalow surrounded by marauding sharks*
Ah General, could you rays a grouper vounteers and rescue my pint?
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The Fish Posted Aug 13, 2000
Hi IE Good to see you
Look, I'm sorry Wumbeevil... here have another one, 
this time it'll be on the bar... 
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 13, 2000
Ah thankee kindly Mr Fish Sir
*takes pint and mercifully doesn't speak like a Cornish fisherman whilst drinking*
Now old trout, will you take a Goldfish as payment for this fine repast?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Aug 13, 2000
*swims in through the gap at the side of the fish flap*
*unstraps small scuba-diving tanks and hooks them on a convenient anchor*
*holds up large sign saying "I am not fishfood"*
I'll have a pint of Bass, please.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Aug 13, 2000
*failing to get any service, Amy rolls up the rest of her fish-related jokes in the fishfood sign, puts her tanks back on and swims back out to her waiting seahorse. She rides off into the distance in search of an open bar.*
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The Fish Posted Aug 13, 2000
*Wanders back in from back room...*
Oh I see, can't even wait half an hour for some service.... *Huh* I'll go on strike if people are going to behave like that 
No Wumbeevil, I wouldn't hear of it! That one was free
Due to Local statutary laws. This caf' is not on land owned by anyone therefore No licence is required for these premices. Because there is no such as "Laws of the Sea" (Just incase anyone wondered.)
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Insane Endeavour Posted Aug 13, 2000
Ah! Interesting! So not so much 'off license' as 'underneath license'.
Are those sharks being a nuisance?
*Arms herself with water gun, having somehow assumed the role as a General, due to a deliberate mistake.*
They wouldn't dare!
*Swishes tail menacingly.*
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 14, 2000
*Washes all the goldfish bowls and goldfish plates. Plus goldfish cups too. *
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The Fish Posted Aug 14, 2000
Well done BB, keep it up
Well at least if they decide to be a neiucence then we can deal with them
Would anyone like some krispy kelp on a stick?
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Wumbeevil Posted Aug 15, 2000
There's a joke in here somewhere about throwing the kebaby out with the seawater, but it's probably not worth bothering with.
Oh yes please, nothing like krispy kelp, while watching a shark shoot.
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- 1: A Fish called Bob (Aug 9, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Aug 10, 2000)
- 3: The Fish (Aug 10, 2000)
- 4: Wumbeevil (Aug 10, 2000)
- 5: The Fish (Aug 11, 2000)
- 6: A Fish called Bob (Aug 11, 2000)
- 7: The Fish (Aug 11, 2000)
- 8: Wumbeevil (Aug 11, 2000)
- 9: The Fish (Aug 11, 2000)
- 10: Insane Endeavour (Aug 12, 2000)
- 11: Wumbeevil (Aug 12, 2000)
- 12: The Fish (Aug 13, 2000)
- 13: Wumbeevil (Aug 13, 2000)
- 14: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Aug 13, 2000)
- 15: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Aug 13, 2000)
- 16: The Fish (Aug 13, 2000)
- 17: Insane Endeavour (Aug 13, 2000)
- 18: Bluebottle (Aug 14, 2000)
- 19: The Fish (Aug 14, 2000)
- 20: Wumbeevil (Aug 15, 2000)
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