h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks dubiously at Wumbeevil*

Yes thankyou BB then would be nice of you

*Looks incredulously, tearstainedly, upsettedly, incontinently at Bob*

It's not my fault I'm incompetent, I only popped in for a brine shrimp sandwich two months ago, and now I'm head chef.

*turns to BB*

I think you're gonna have problems, it doesn't look like the goldfish bowl was non-stick.

Ouch, Lil. Cow orker?

*Looks ashamedly at Wumbeevil and Fish*

Sorry about that last post. It was supposed to go to the Atelier. That's what I get for having six browsers open.

It should have been:
The sponges might clean those bowls, if you ask. They scrub the panfish well.

I'll take my goldfish to go, please. I prefer to wear them.

Sorry, Fish, I didn't know what a plaice was. Had to look it up. I am surprised at how many fish names are the same in the US and Scotland, though.

*Takes a bite of the salty seaweed salad*
I'm a little thirsty. Is there a drink menu?

"incontinently" ..... Are you sure you meant that...??

Well I don't mind... you don't have to be a chef if you don't want to be.....
But you seemed to be enjoying it As long as you don't cook any of the customers or staff

We are, I suppose, on the continental shelf, not the continent.

Oh dear puns about incontinence now, I nearly wet myself.

I fell off the continental shelf and had a little accident. You try sitting in a cafe for two months without going to the little fishes room and see how you get on. The flatfish have turned spherical, and those brown trout were rainbows when they came in.

I've no beef with you sharing what looked like a cow pun with us TT.

Can you give me a few tips about deciding between what's cookable and what's not?

And is there a drinks list? P-)

Damn, I don't know my top from my bottom, which causes problems when putting on the long johns. That should've been , now I'm even thirstier.

*swims into a wall, and thinks about installing radar in his undies*

Wum:
Don't think I would want to try rockfish or lionfish.
Could you elaborate--how did a rat get down here and where did he find a cookie?

Fish:
Do you think a stable of seahorses to transport guests would be asking too much? I saw some outside.

I found another band member. There's a tuna that needs a job.

Wum:
Don't think I would want to try rockfish or lionfish.
Could you elaborate--how did a rat get down here and where did he find a cookie?

Fish:
Do you think a stable of seahorses to transport guests would be asking too much? I saw some outside.

I found another band member. There's a tuna that needs a job.

That name change seems to have jinxed you TT, or do you just have Ferengi on your mind? That sounds like a cue for a song.

*listens*

Wait a minute that's not Ferengi on my Mind, that's someone singing a heavy version of the End of the World.

*looks out porthole*

Oh look, it's Skater Davis and Shrimp Bizkit.

Dunno how the rodent got down here, I just smelt a rat and there it was. I guess I must have turned cookies on, and a packet sneaked in unnoticed.

Wum:
Do you think we could get Fish to put a song request list on the site? We could list all those great seafaring songs you're coming up with.

Fish:
I'm still working on the band, but it will need a name. So far we have a fiddler crab, a tuna (the singer), and a Drum(mer). Guess I could do some artwork to submit, if Fish approves.

Wouldn't it be nice if the bulletin boards were embedded in the sites?

No... cos' they'd just be filled with all this rubbish *grins*

Right... where was I...? Oh yes that's it...I was sitting around ignoring everyone and trying to evade to insane punning that was going around

Ummm.... yes anything that you'd like to contribute to anything, I'd be more than happy to be happy about

*Goes off to to make a stale for the sea-horses....*

A name for the band.... Umm..... Well I already have a band.... (in RL) but umm.....

*Goes off to get a dukebox (sp?) .......*

Right, now this food you ordered last week......

Dagnabbit Rusty, wish I'd thought of the seafaring one.

Is that a big bass drum?

Hmm a band name. Howsabout "Don't cry, there are other mammals on the land" or "Marlin Ray & the Codfathers of Sole"?

Am I meant to be cooking this food? It's just that BB seems to want to keep cleaning the only cooking utensil. Ah well, I suppose I could always heat up a Captain Fisheye in that little Japanese wonder, the Tsunami Microwave.

It helps if it's clean in case you do want to cook.

<BB<

Hello

*wonders over to the door into the kitchen, and positions himself in the appropriate position...*

*TT watches Bob wonder to the door.*

Anyone for a chariot ride? Fish has hooked up the seahorses and they are bucking about and ready to go.

I'm Spartacus. No I'm Spartacus. No I'm Spartacus.

No I'm ben Hur.

*Jumps into chariot, vaguely wondering where it's going, just like the buses after the pub really - falls asleep*

Wum, you can't be sot, we haven't found the drink list yet.
Let's pop over to the barbeque for a draft.

*Jumps on the chariot, waking Wum.*

*Looks concerned*

Anyone facy a

I'm sure I could russel up some 's if anyone needs them