h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come again?

I was at university with Tulip - she was doing a degree in English (all the English department at Warwick were what you might term 'interesting'). Of course she might have been fibbing but I kind of like it as a anecdote and so hope it was true.

Hang on, that would be one scary thing for a mother to tell her daughter wouldn't it?

Argh!!!

Yes, it would definitely! But then again, if she didn't have a dad around for all those years...

But then to be told the "Truth"... Argh!!! The whole thought just freaks me out.....

At least hopefully Tulip's mother didn't go around telling other people time and place on conception to other people.

Some mothers can be so embarassing

I thought it was in the job description.

That is true, forgot about that.

aw come on... who can be more embarrasing than my mother? At least yours has had a change of heart DD... mine still insists on treating me like i'm 2!

That is not quite true. 2 1/2 maybe.


No hang on what mother of a 2 1/2 year old doesn't throw a wobbly when she come in at 5:30 ona saturday with not one but two gay men for company.

Repetition of the word "chance"

Ha! got ya! now while he retires to regroup, as the President of a real Student Union, one must say that the Smooth talking student barman does not exist, at least not that I employ...(only joking folks, in case anyone reading this works for UPSU)

*creeps back in*

Uggggghhhhhh......

*lies down in a heap in the corner*

Rockhopper are you really a President of a Student's Union? Cool!
Is it like Zaphod's position as the President of the Galaxy or do you actually do some work

If my membership and colleagues would let me get away with it, I would make Zaphod look like a workaholic! Unfortunately they don't so I keep fairly busy

I've also been reminded that there is a candidate for the title working in our bar during term times...

I am going to come over to your page and float an idea at you! Welcome to h2g2 incidentally

Incidentally:

In a few short days Doug and Ginger will be man and wife!

we are are having a vitual Pre Wedding Party for them over here http://www.h2g2.com/A421912

and you can sign the virtual card here http://www.h2g2.com/A421877

All welcome. Last one to the bar...

*wanders in looking like the new boy, wearing a badge handed to him at the admissions desk*
Errrrrrr... hello.
*on closer inspection, the badge can be seen to read "I am a fresher, please kick my head in"*

*hands corrupt one a gargle blaster, since sea happens to know that corrupt likes those*

*kisses EV on the cheek*

oh, I'm sorry, I thought it said I'm a fresher, please kiss my head in...

*aside* She is such a flirt!

i'm sure FC would LOVE to do that for you, EV...