h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Abi you can't leave us hanging on the edge of our keyboard all night waiting to her this other story. Not fair!!!!

You could sing "Tiptoe through the tulips" or "Tulips from Amsterdam" while you're waiting or even "When you wore a tulip"

..is a type of pint glass, a clean, room temperature, one of which is essential to the process of pouring the perfect pint. Bit dull, but there you have it.

"I knew that"

I can see how that could all be a little confusing.

And still no reply from Abi!!!!!

Its been a busy day, she's been in meeting talking about wallpaper. Give her a chance.

Hang on, I thought you used the words Important, meeting and wallpaper in the same sentance.

That allegation is unfounded, I didn't use the word important.

what about a bar-woman???

Man, I like this forum. But after reading all that strange demented talk (my favorite kind of talk) my only question is: is there any kind of bartender here at all? If there is, I'd like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and please make it fast!


What did I do?????

*pulls a flask out of a non-existent pocket*
there ya go, my friend.

it's from zaphod beeblebrox's own secret recipe, guaranteed the best in the galaxy!

Ahhhh, thanks Darth Solent--I NEEDED that one. Now, what was I saying? Ummmm...

Hey, where did my towel go? It was here a second ago.

she is a friend, she is called Tulip (bad acid trip on the part of her mother I think) and that is about it...

Oh other then the fact she was sired at an orgy so who knows who her father is...

(decided she won't comment on the last post)
no prob, corrupt one. tips are greatly appreciated...

hehe.. Abi doesnt keep us waiting overnight..... she does it properly and leaves it 4 weeks!!!

Repitition - though I suppose this is more to Tulip's mother than yourself

I've always been amazed by the shear number of "interesting" friends Abi seems to have

Surely it can't be repition on the ske of Tulip's mother unless the same guy was done twice.