h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we go. I'm evil, and this is where i want to live.

Location: A hollowed out mountain in the middle of the Himalayas (probably didn't spell that right, but it's my mountain, and I don't care)

Enterences: 2, one at the base of the mountain which is gaurded by machine gun nests (Browning .50 cal and Vulcan 20mm gatling guns or just huge lightning guns), anti-aircraft missiles or lightning guns, large anti-tank weapons (prefferebly plasma cannons or large cutting lasers). The other is a crater on the side of the mountain through which planes, defencive fighters, and helicopter gunships are launched. This one is gaurded in much the same fashion as the other.

Special features: a network of armored bulkheads like in a ship and a ventilation system that can work in reverse. If an enemy gets inside, we just lock him between two bulkheads and evacuate the air so he dies by explosive decompression

Uniforms: powered, armored exo-skelletons to triple the strength and endurance of the minions. Naturally it would evil black with the seal of the Divine Order on the right breast and each shoulder. Rank insignia on the left breast and hat.

Uniforms of the Divine Personal Gaurd: Same armor, but blazing red and with knives and small anti-personel lighting guns, if at all possible, a personal deflector shield and large plasma cannon.

Ventilation: If the enemy in question is particularly crafty, like Mr. Bond ("No Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!") then he might be able to get inside the ventilators and ride the current when I'm trying to explosively decompress him, but I'm not sure.

i'm with you, but the easiest way to kill bond is to laser up his nads

that too would cause explosive decompression