h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think they used both

Oh no

and to think that I have been avoiding colanders for all these years only to find out now that there was no point because they probably got me with the bowl years ago

Well the Daleks had saucepans on their heads so I guess it's an evil thing

Perhaps they are all victims of an even more nefarious evil scheme to trick them into wearing assorted pots and pans. It would be fairly debilitating, unless you got a very good fit.

Add to that their inability to deal with stairs and... well, no wonder they were bad tempered. Davros probably made them that way on purpose to make it difficult for them to be friendly. Now there was a proper evil genius!

They can climb stairs, in Remeberance of the Daleks, when Sylvester McCoy was the Doctor they had little motors that levitated them upstairs

Honest, I've got the DVD

Hmmm, you live and learn...

I have to admit: I sort of lost track of Dr Who in his Sylvester McCoy incarnation. Daleks that can levitate up stairs? That does seem like cheating though, somehow.

Simple...have a low ceiling!!!

They only did it once tho

Probably an experiment, then... an evil one, naturally.

Well they are the evilest aliens out there

That raises a rather interesting question: Davros certainly is evil for inventing them and setting them about their fell purpose. But are the Daleks actually evil for merely doing what they were built to do, hmmm? (<--- my best impression of Dr Who 1, William Hartnell)

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hahe hahe ha ha muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaha! im soo evil i watched a monkey walk out of his run around and slip up on a pile of (ahem) poo. i am an evil and very , pass the potatoes, mad scientist and my speceality is ambush, but i can make good tea as well, can i be one of your garden shed minions master, eh come on boss! krootshaper, muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Only if we can be absolutely certain that you laughed like a maniac when you saw the monkey slip on a pile of (ahem) poo.

To mind, I've never seen a geek girl on any show that didn't turn out the prettiest of the lot. Not only distracting, but stop and think. How many of us are thinking about world domination after a good roll in the hay...or multch pile as this IS a garden shed.

That's true. The only real motivation left would be to create a sort of millenium version of the world according to Benny Hill.

btw, that's what the pile of old sacks is for.

If that were the case, how could we find time to hatch our plots, what with the girls now chasing us around the place. And those trousers around the ankles invite a nasty fall! Best we keep the hoes limited to the handled variaty. In the end its probley sexual frustration the keeps the true evil geniuses on their toes.

Aye, there's the rub. Evil geniuses and super villains are only attractive to their minions as long as they keep stroking the cat.