h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you Ma'am

*walks out as fast as he can*

*leaves*

*yawns and walks in carrying a thermos of coffee, a bleeper, and a book*

Right, who's here? Oh just the Jaffa...now where are her notes? Not down the end of the bed, not on the desk...uuuuhhhh who was last on call!?

*walks into the medical bay and washes her hands puting on a doctors coat (lab coat) and some gloves*

Right... now where was the... jaffa yes that was it,
*walks over to the jaffa and makes sure she is well sedated*

*applies some healing stuff to the jaffa and writes this on the notes that were on the bedside table*

*leaves for the recreation room*

*walks in and goes to her own private quarters*

*struggles out of bed, showers and gets ready before going back into the medical bay*

<yawn*

*says goodmorning to her "guest"*

*leaves to get some breakfast*

*storms in, shrugging off coat and grabbing a biro*

Right how is our resident alien then?

*writes notes on b.p., pulse, and movement. Changes the drip running to the Jaffa's arm*

Why won't you wake up and shove off? I don't like things that shoot my men taking up my bed space!

*Injects saline and then injects anti-biotics and blood thinners*

Sigh, how long has that dressing been on? It should be changed soon I suppose but I'll need help for that. Oh well I'm sure you can wait just a short while.

*sits at desk and commences demolishing a Trek holodeck on the computer*

*walks in*

Explain yourself Doctor!

*hits pause*

What? What exactly is it that you want explaining doctor? Far be it for me to intrude on anything to do with you! Now if you'll excuse me I'm busy, unless you want to help me change those burn dressings

I was about to once i had eaten,

I'd checked her stats last night before i went to bed,
its not as if i was lacking,

now, how do you think i'm not working properly?

I don't think that, I was merely inquiring and offering a helping hand that's all, but it would appear that of course I'm not allowed to query anything or take any part in your medical expertise, although I am sure you are aware that those dressings need two people to change them! But don't let me get in your way!

I know they need two people,
but there are aids you know, we dont work alone,
ever herd of asking a nurse for help?

Ever heard of leaving notes around where other doctors can find them? Or actually talking to them? Or doing anything except hanging around with that dark-haired Major you're always with? Maybe like doing your job?

< Mrrrow, saucer of milk for the lady in the wite coat>

I left the notes on the bedside table!
its not my fault if you cant find them
you should ask instead of rearanging everything then dissapering!

No you didn't! Besides, what do you think the clips at the ends of the beds are for? Decoration??!!

I haven't disappeared anywhere! I WAS on a mission and then supplying gate crews with medical packs! I left you a note, but you obviously FAILED to read it! Perhaps you were thinking of that major, or catching up on your lost sleep!!!

*slams mug on desk, splashing coffee on the keyboard, wiping it up with a tissue and then proceeding to shoot more of Species 8472*

I didnt read it because it wasnt on my desk
*points to currently paperless desk*

the hook at the end of the bed wasnt used because i was worried she'd get up so i removed anything metalic or remotely dangerous from her imediate vacinity

as for that major as you put it, he has a few broken ribs, the only time i have spent with him was to take alcohol off him and put him on restricted duties,

I havent slept properly in weeks!

So what the hell did you just say in the mess then? Oh wait sorry you told me to leave you alone!! Well I'm trying!!

I made sure he didnt do any exercise i dont want to be treeting him for the next few years,

you... thretend to take my job,
you dont understand kat, All I have is my job and my home here!
I live on base for crying out loud!

*sighs exausted*