h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

shes not waking up because i havent given her the antidote to the seditives...
any more brain numbingly pointless theories?

and next time you want to check MY patient ask me first or dont bother!

MY patient I'll have you know!

And seditives wear off, they don't have antidotes unless you've administered them at threatening levels.

I told you i didnt want her getting up,

Okay okay well perhaps now would be a good time to allow it seeing as she is healed. With a security detail of course.

fine.... you can have the honer of watching its every movement
Doctor

*injects the seditive antidote*

*watches on, armed with a scalpel*
Be careful

dont worry I am sure the security team will minimise any risk

Umm yes well...*shuffles feet slightly* Perhaps a good kicking will dampen her down a bit. Just...don't get too close to her. We don't need a hostage taking. It would be rather upsetting and unfortunate.

Actually perhaps we ought to have more people? I don't want something to happen to you. Although I'm sure you can handle anything, it's just that if something bad happened I'd feel awful and have to sedate Major Khamsin for a very long time. So please be careful.

*watches as the antidote appears to have no effect*

Uhh...that wasn't supposed to happen right? We were supposed to have a hacked off and awake Jaffa right? Umm ummm...

*cautiously scans the Jaffa*

Ahhh ahhh not good not good!!! DOCTOR!!!!

*starts gibbering and wringing hands at Anthea*

The body is trying to reject the symbiote...that really really really isn't supposed to happen at all. What do we do??!!

*hits kat*

calm down woman!!
Right get her into the observation room, we have human medicane for such things just give her a slightly larger dose and we will hope for the best. I mean... its the best i can think of

were going to be shot at dawn if this goes wrong

*wheels the Jaffa through, hooks her up to monitors, and sets up a drip for muscle relaxant, adrenhalin neutraliser, and morphine*

*gets a coffee and sits rifling through papers for half an hour, one eye on the patient*

erm, Major, it's not really working. Her condition isn't improving and whilst the rejection has been slowed, her condition is deteriorating steadily. If we don't do something soon that symbiote will abandon ship and we'll lose her.

well she is your patent,
if she dies due to your misconduct its not my fault,
I'm off duty

*sits with her feet up on the desk reading a newspaper*

Ah however you are the chief medical person, plus I don't know what to do so I'm asking for help from my supervisor...what do we dooo!!??