h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walter put's his hand on her shoulder*

*Scandrea puts her hand on Walter's and sits still, watching the gate.*

< draw back your bow-ow and let you arrow flow-ow, straight to my Lovers for meeee for me-ee-ee >

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<*Bangs head on keyboard* KIDS!!!, Bubba am I going to make an easy exit from Tem or is someone going to try and stop me>>

*The Gate opes and the radio crackles*

\/\Hello Walter\/\

*Walter Jumps*

[Walter] Ma'am, it's good to hear you

\/\And you Walter, I'm on the planet with Major Fretts, there's been Jaffa activity and Atum is serching for something around here, Is Scandrea back at base yet, I'd like to have a chat with her about what she found here, oh and tell her I have her notebook, Atum had it in his chambers\/\

Colonel! Are you OK?

\/\Scan, yes I'm fine, I had a lot of thinking on my feet to do but I'm ok, I take it the Tok'ra helped you recover ok\/\

Yeah, more or less.

Why in God's name did you stay behind? You could have gotten killed, or snaked too!

*The antelope, which has managed to follow Scandrea through all of her gallumphing around the base, perks up and looks at the radio speaker as if wondering how the colonel has gotten into such a small space*

*Sighs*

\/\I was blackmailed by that little sod Nefertum, Mahes used me as a hostage to get back to Bubastis, apparantly Bastet and Atum have some kind of deal and Nefertum wanted me to get him a disc or he'd set off some kind of nano technology inside me, you know what the little git's like, so I basically had no choice, Atum never took any notice of me, well he never came on strong like he did with you\/\

How did- never mind, I don't want to know! You can tell me how you got out over drinks at O'Malley's, because I'm going to need to get extremely drunk.

You're with Fretts? Good. Turn to the last page in my notebook- I only just got started recording when we were attacked, but I think I gave you a good idea where I thought the vein was trending. Can you get it from all that gobbeldygook?

\/\I'll hold you to the girlies night out, LeRue is here too and a new guy, well new to me anyway, I'll give your notes to Major Fretts and see if we can find out why Atum's jaffa are still here, I don't suppose he told you why\/\