h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Comm crackles into life*

[Walter] Major Fretts we're getting a message, the first bit is in morse code the second is........well listen for yourself while I translate the morse

\/\This is First Prime Michael of the great God Jehovah, I have reached the great God Atum's Palace to find the gifts we promised are lacking, he wishes us to pay hommage to his new Tauri aquisition, please send the entourage of Jehovah with the gifts we keep for occations such as this\/\

Walter what does the first bit of the message say?

[Walter] It says "This is Colonel Reefgirl, I'm on Atum's home planet, these are the co-ordinates, he's having somekind of celebration, there are many people here, disguise manditory for rescue attempt, have a feeling Scandrea integral part of celebrations, hurry, will loacate Scandrea"

Right you heard the lady. Someone get four jaffa suits up here now.

*to Le Rue*

Get three men ready, your the rescue mission.

*to Walter*

Send this back Walter. The gifts shall be forthcoming shortly. And Walter, prefix it with a coded message. Tell her Le Rue and three others are coming now.

*to anyone*

Somebody get a basket with rose petals or something. One of them'll need to be carring some sort'a gift!

*the four soldiers dressed as jaffa assemble before the gate. One carries a basket full of cinnamon and saffron*

Walter: Thats the gate activated. Good luck.

*the four enter the portal*

<>

*Siler looks over at the antelope.*

[Siler] What the-?

*The antelope wiggles out looking guilty, before giving Siler a sly look and bouncing through the Gate*

*major fretts looks skyward*

Bloody hell guys! this is 'supposed to be the most secure installation on the planet. Why the hell did no one quarantine that bloody animal!

*From by the door way Peace raises an eyebrow as she watches the odd creature dissapear through the Stargate.*

ookay

Walter: Major we've had word from the tokra. Scandreas safe and everyone in the rescue team escorted her back to the tokra homeworld. Except the colonel. Shes stayed on for recon on Atums world. And Lueitenent Shaterwolf has reported for duty.

Fretts: Can you put out a call for him to report to the gateroom.

< whats option C?..*Starts to instantly regret asking*>