h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*In the centre of this room stands the stargate, with a metal ramp leading up to it. It is at present dormant. The briefing room overlooks the gate room, as well as a small command room which is the only place from from which the gate can be activated.*

<>

*Major Fretts and his team assemble in the gate room*

*The Major goes round each man individualy checking they all have everything they need and that everyone knows his role*

Right once the gate is ready I'm gonna go through first. You all know the order your going through in so lets keep it that way. Were not sending a MALP through first as we don't expect any resistance at the gate. However this doesn't mean there won't be any. The first thing you may have to do gentlemen is fire your weapons so lets please be prepared.

*He puts on his helmet and inserts a fresh clip in his sub machine gun. This done he looks up to the gate control team and gives them the thumbs up*

*Enters the control room, waits for the gate to finish dialling.*

*Major Fretts walks through the gate*

*Follows Hussassan into the gate room.*

What exactly did you mean by "we"?

The plan. I go in in a Shiva suit, pretending you are my prisoner and a gift for Bastet. This is the best way to get past the guards.

I... I have to tell you the truth, I didn't even know I was going!

I can't do this alone- I need people who know how to handle explosives with me.

Scandrea, you are the only one on the base with the relevant geological knowledge. I'll see about getting SG-3 to accompany us, they know how to handle explosive.

*Stargate closes.*

[To Walter] This week, I must deliver my report in person.

[Walter] Anything you say, sir. *Walter starts dialling the Tok'ra homeworld.*

SG3 or SG6, and I'll be OK. Maybe we could take the angle that we're part of a work garrison?

Very well. I'll just say ye are all slaves.

*Gate finishes dialling.*

If you'll excuse me, I have to requisition the suit.

*Leaves, heads through the stargate.*

Have a safe trip!

*Waves to Walter and exits.*

*comes in to double check the wiring on the announcement system from the gate room to the medical bay*

Every mission we'll be standing by for casualities. Try not to have too many though, we have a budget to stick to. Any missions you feel you need a medic with you, come to the bay and request one or send someone for field training.
Thank you

*walks out in a swish of white coat*

*The gate starts dialling at about the time Hussassan was due back. The computer receives the SG-4 GDO code, so the iris is opened. Hussassan steps through earing a Shiva suit with the face uncovered.*

[Walter] Holy sh- oh! Welcome back, sir!

*Salutes, and removes hand from the alarm button. The gate and iris close behind Hussassan.

<>

*SG 3 come back through the gate heavily weighed down with Naqhada. The Major sends the team to unload while he makes his way to the Colonels room for debriefing*

<>

*Leaves as well.*