h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right where do we get the jaffa uniforms.

<*Psst* send a message to the Tok'ra>

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Walter, dial the gate to the Tok'ra homeworld!

*The gate opens, Scandrea sends the message that they need some jaffa suits.*

They should be here soon. In the meantime, let's go over what we can expect.

It's a desert planet, and the jaffa there are extremely well adapted to combat in extreme heat. We should probably take some water bladders to hide in the armour so that we don't get dangeroysly overheated.

You ever used a staff weapon before Major? If not i suggest some practise before we set of. It's not quite the same as a conventional weapon.

I have...

*Neglects to tell him that the last time she used one, she accidently fired it backwards, resulting in the large burn on the wall behind the seventh stall of the firing range.*

*comes running in*

*salutes Majors Scandrea*

Major, with your permission I'd like to head to Area 51 to finalize my flight training on Goa'uld ships. I think it'll come in handy for future missions.

I don't see why not, but be ready to come back here at a moment's notice.

*salutes, turns, and walks out*

Alright, here's the new plan. We go through the gate and pretend Scandrea is a gift from Shiva. She and Fretts will be sent to do the explosives, supervised by one of our allies in the solar guard. They may take a number of others with them. When finished, our friend will pretend they were unsatisfactory, and have them sent to P1C437; as soo as they arrive, they will gate back to Earth. I will have the detonator.

I will take another group of armed 'prisoners' to rescue Col. Reefgirl. We get in, retrieve her, and get out. We run back to the stargate and diall P8Z092, then immediately rediall Earth. I will set off the bomb to explode just after we leave.

If anyone is captured, pretend to be working for Baal.

*Chews bottom lip, in the hope that such a mad plan might possibly succeed.*

It's worth a shot- we don't have any other chances of getting into a fortified planet.

*Reluctantly dons the temple girl outfit.*

Fretts comes with me- who else from your team is up for it? And the SG6 guy can go with Faizhar.

What's your name, sir?

*The man salutes* Sargeant Huan, ma'am!

Huan, for the time being, Faizhar is your CO. Take care, and good luck.

Fire it up, Walter!

*Walter begins dialing the gate, to be finished when everyone is here.*

*Hussassan returns with the jaffa suit, just as the gate opens. He arms his staff weapon, and at the nod from Scandrea, leads the team dressed as slaves to Bubastis.*

*chucks a small med pack after the team*
Be careful! I don't want to have to put bits back together!