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*Catches it and passes it off to someone with a little more room to hide stuff.*

*chases Anthea back to the medbay*

Look we can go experiment on that Jaffa if you like. Or you can look at my leg and do odd things to it. The bone needs reaming if you want.

< I need to have a few words with you 2 when I get back >

*The gate opens, the correct code is recieved, and Major Scandrea is the first one through.*

Stay alert!

*skids through the door with a Med Kit and stands discreetly next to the door ready for flight or triage*

*The gate opens and Col Reef and Maj Scan tumble out dragging a muscular Goa'uld behind them*

Honey IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Hoooooooooooooooome

*Collaspes*

*Colapses under the weight of Mahes.*

*cough* Medic...

*runs up, closely followed by a security detail*

Right, you two carry the colonel to the med bay, the rest of you talk to the Major and find out what's happening.

*marches away followed by two men carrying the colonel with infinite care*

*rushes back*

Right the whole lot of you med bay NOW! I want a full report on what happened...when we get them.

*security members help the team to meds*

*Helps.*

First of all, get him off me, get any weapons off of him that you can find and put him in a secure area! Preferably one with cameras.

Three more to come through- Fretts, Faizhar, and Huan from SG6...

... and could someone pull every file on Nefertem we have?

*Colonel Reef groans in pain as she's carried off*

*Comes through the gate*

Well what the f*** happened there!

*Got carried off a few minutes ago...*

*goes to the medical bay*

*Enters the Gate Room, and passes off a supply requisition form to the logistics men. They get to work, loading up a cart with camping gear, stoves, sample bags, and of course, extra ammunition- in short, everything the well-equipped geologist would need. Scandrea walks up to Walter in the control room while she's waiting.*

Hi, Walter.

[Walter] Major, feeling better?

Oh yes, much! I just needed a little rest.

[Walter] No temple girl outfit this time, then?

No, thank God! Just a simple scientific mission for now. I'm just waiting on my escourt from SG3. Should be here pretty soon.

*Dr Kat strolls into the Gate Room armed with a mug of coffee you could stand a spoon up in, and a small bundle*

You know what this is don't you Major? Ensign Rodgers of SG-3 is trained as a field-medic...although between you and me he isn't up to much, only passed the basic exam...but he should be able to keep you out of trouble until you get home. Here's you medical pack. I know it's a bit of a bulk but unfortunately real life isn't like Tomb Raider and you'll just have to make room for it.

Have fun on your trip and remember what I said about trying to find the entire universe at once...it's never going to work. So make the most of it and have a good time. Oh and here's a bit of luxury for you too...

*Kat hands over a large bar of Swiss chocolate and grins*

*Walks in* Lieutenant Tobias Nuge reporting for duty SAH! *salutes*

*Accepts the chocolate bar graciously.* Thanks, Doc, I'll be careful.

Hello Lieutenant Nuge, I'm Major Elisabeth Scandrea, and for the moment, I'm your commanding officer. After the other three on detail get here, we'll be ready to go!