h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Arrives in the Gateroom as Walter finishes dialing the destination, Col Reefgirl steps onto the ramp*

I'll be back in a couple of days Sergent, Major Fretts is incharge while I'm away

*Steps through the gate*

*Followed by four of SG3*

*The four members of SG3 wait in the Gate room for Major Scandrea and Hussassan*

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*Enters that gate room in a Shiva suit and carrying a staff weapon.*

*comes running in*

Before you leave team, I've got a universal vaccine here. It should protect you against all the illnesses we are so far aware of, due to the influx of mixed particle baterium and virus nuclei. It should have been given two days ago but better late than never.
Do you all give your consent to have this vaccine? I can't force you but I would STRONGLY advise it. I'm not having an epidemic of overworld flu on my hands.

[Faizhar]It is not necessary to inoculate us, I will protect Hussassan from all disease. However, the rest of the team may benefit. There have been reports of a naqueda-based AIDS variant in production by one of the system lords.

*innoculates the team*

If anyone feels unwell, dizzy, developes cold-like symptoms, or suddenly bruises abnormally easily, please report to the medical bay upon return. There should be no serious side effects but I trust you to take responsibility for your team sir.

*Enters, dressed to fool a system lord.*

Ma'am if I could just inject this please with your permission.

*A young female Lieutenant walks in*

Ma'am, Colonel Reefgirl said this disguise worked for her, she said maybe you'd like to try it

*Whispers*

It's /very/ skimpy

*Rolls up her sleeve, and turns to the Lieutenant.*

If it'll help- where is it?

*Looks at what she's carrying.*

urk

*Swabs and injects*
There you go, immunity to most of the things we've encountered so far. Unfortunately we haven't found a cure for everything yet so prevention is the best guard.

*lowers head and keeps a carefully blank face*

I'm sure that the outfit will be suitable. Records show that it is a most...swift way of convincing.

*Turns beet red, takes the outfit, and goes somewhere to change. Returns a minute later, trying to make sure nothing falls out of it.*

Are you sure this is going to work?

[Walter] *Over the Tannoy* Works for me Major

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[Lieutenant] You look good in it Ma'am

*Looks round and whispers*

And from the looks you're getting I'd say I'm not the only one who thinks so

*Turns an embarrassed blush, what she wanted was to go and do some mapping on PX3-199, what she wanted was to spend the evening with her feet propped up reading a book, but what she wanted more than anything right now was a towel.*

Er... can we just get this over with?

*The Gate starts dialing*

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