h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Salutes Back*

Now where was I, oh yes Richard and the slimey senator, my ex likes to try and get one up on me, Kinsey must have told him about me and Richard tried to get in on the act, tried to be the 'big man on campus' isn't that your phrase for it, failed miserably of course

*Laughs*

Were you ever married or is your plane the only woman for you?

*drinks half the glass*

No, never married. I dated a few girls I would've taken the plunge for, but the lifestyle we lead isn't conducive.

*smiles cynically*

As for my planes, well, them I can trust.

*Sighs*

Yes they are about the only things we can trust in absolutly

Well I'm impressed by the way you handle the X-309 and hereby promote you to Senior instructor, it'll be up to you to train more pilots to fly it, that's what todays little trip was all about to see if you were up to it.

Congratulations Major

*Grins broadly*

Thank you ma'am. With your permission I'm going to go grab fretts and head out on our mission.

*stands and salutes*

*Salutes back*

Good luck with /all/ your missions

*Refills her glass and gulps down the whisky*

Oh well here goes, I knew this day would come

*Leaves*

*heads out to the armory*

*Enters and sits at her desk going through some paperwork*

*The colonel finishes her paperwork and heads to the medical bay*

*LeRue enters and sits down....like any subordinate he attempts to read the colonels paperwork upside down,fails and instead stares at the roof*

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*leaves the office and starts to open doors at random.*

*Burst's through her office door, Grabs the phone and starts dialing*

Get me the Pentagon..........Yes it is urgent

*Throws the phone down in the cradle and runs out*

*Enters and waits for Nuge*

*Walks in and salutes*

Ah Lieutenant Nuge, you have a report for me?

Yes, ma'am. *recalls the memory* My team and I were assigned to the P20-877 planet to investigate unnatural minerals in thne soil. I speculated that this may be due to an asteroid shower which appeared to be occuring nearby at the time. What I actually had seen was the descent of several Go'auld ships, and the occupants subsequently ambushed us. We suffered minor casualties, and then we called for help. The Go'auld attempted to parlay, but then you and your team came through and got us out. They seemed to be very interested in our gate shield...

Well for one thing I didn't go through the gate to rescue you

do you know which system Lord they were serving

*The phone rings and the colonel answers*

Oh cr@p on my way

I think that question will soon be answered, NASA have picked up 30 motherships in orbit, come on, to the gateroom

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