h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, too much anger, man......

*BEEP* off! *punches Zeb*

Got me beat on that one

There's a place in the world for the angry young man,
With his wroking class ties and his radical plans,
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's been misunderstood with his back t the wall...

(Billy Joel a far greater working class conscience than Bragg)

..and did it myyyy wayyyy... Yes there were times (ta..ta..ta..ta).. I,m sure you knew (ta..ta..ta..ta).. when I bit off,(ta..ta..ta..ta),more than I could chew...but through it all ,,,when there was doubt ..I ate it up.. and spit it out ....let the records show`..I took the blows..and did it myyyyyy wayyyyy !! Ol Blue Eyes Lives

Well I think I've lost the will to live.

Ah! Ok then, this could be appropriate...

*clears throat*

PLease allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...

my my....you are a bit wierd, eh?

In what way, pray tell? Sympathy for the devil was the first song involving plenty of death and suffering that sprang to mind....

ooh ooh that smell .....cant you smell that smell..... ooh ooh that smell.... the smell of death`s around you .
A Lynard Skynard hit just before their plane crashed

Yeah, that works.....

[Mew floats in, being careful not to be seen, messes with the workings of the toilet so that the handle falls off in one's hand, and telekinetically starts to unravel all the toilet paper.]