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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 28, 2000
*Sits back to watch as DE doesn't know the words to this one*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
No, this isn't right - "New Song" was by Howard Jones, not Neil Diamond!
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IanG Posted Apr 28, 2000
Woo hoo! When I feel like Arctic Roll
Woo hoo!...
oh hang on, that's Song II isn't it.
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Possum Posted Apr 28, 2000
"Well I don't know why I came her tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared incase I fall off my chair
and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs..."
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Or something vaguely approximating it, yes! 
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Abi Posted Apr 28, 2000
I know how about some Nick Kershaw
By tree near a river there's a hole in the ground,
where the old man of Arran goes around and around
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes,
Even if it was for just one day?
Actually, probably not, because my feet are probably bigger than yours.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
I won't let the sun go down on me,
I won't let the sun go down...
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Abi Posted Apr 28, 2000
You do the shake'n'vac and put the freshness back, do the shake'n'vac and put the freshness back!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too,
Every time you vacuum, remember what to do!
*sigh* Billy Bragg doesn't write 'em like that anymore.
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Possum Posted Apr 28, 2000
Billy Bragg....?
*sings in a loud, terrible voice*
"I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR NEW ENGLAND
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GIRL"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Tell you what, if it's karaoke you want, we should be playing Kevin Rowland's "My Beauty" album... it sounds like the results of a particularly drunken karaoke evening!
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IanG Posted Apr 28, 2000
Believe it or not he's even done a cover of Black Lace's Agadoo!
(And the worst of it is that I'm not actually joking. Although I think he was at the time.)
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The Late Eaglejameseagle Posted Apr 28, 2000
Has anyone heard Rolf Harris' cover of "Walk on the Wild Side"?
"And the coloured girls go, do-de-do-de-do, didgeridoo-de-do-de-do..."
And this one isn't a joke either, more's the pity...
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- 1: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 2: Dancing Ermine (Apr 28, 2000)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 4: IanG (Apr 28, 2000)
- 5: Possum (Apr 28, 2000)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 7: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 8: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 9: Dancing Ermine (Apr 28, 2000)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 11: Possum (Apr 28, 2000)
- 12: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 14: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 16: Abi (Apr 28, 2000)
- 17: Possum (Apr 28, 2000)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 19: IanG (Apr 28, 2000)
- 20: The Late Eaglejameseagle (Apr 28, 2000)
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