The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - Automated Entertainment Arm

"Share and Enjoy."

We're here to make your life easier.

It's a big scary universe, and there's a lot of music out there. Free-market capitalists will tell you that choice is empowering, but you know -and we know - that's not true. Choice is frightening.

Not a single day goes by when we at SCC-AEA don't hear of some poor soul who's been driven to take their own life. Every day, another victim of capitalism is driven mad by the crushing weight of choice - by the knowledge that there's far more music out there than anyone could ever listen to. And that's where we come in.

The Automated Entertainment Arm exists to destroy choice. For you, our customer, we will separate the wheat from the chaff. And then we will douse the chaff in petrol and ignite it. And then we will bury the ash two hundred feet underground in a sealed concrete vault. The AEA will leave no stone unturned in its relentless destruction of choice wherever and whenever we find it.

This is a noble goal. Our philosophy is a kind of musicological Darwinism. Our automated pseudo-quasi-natural selection processes will root out that which is unfit to survive, resulting in a narrow and unthreatening range of music for you, our customer, to enjoy.

These pages are currently under construction. Once complete, they will represent a full, definitive and - most importantly - Sirius Cybernetics Corporation-approved - guide to the most interesting, exciting and highly evolved music available.

"Share and enjoy."

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