h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey, there's nothing worse than ex-girlfriends hanging around when you're in the bathroom, eh?

you should know!!

A song to get everyone going again

"When I was younger,
so much younger than todaaaay...."

*Returns to the bathroom with some air freshener*

I never needed anybody's help in any way!

*Squirts eau de floral something or other over Dancing Ermine*

*Sighs relief that it wasn't eau des toilettes*

But now those days are gone...

I'm not so self assure-ed.....

*Does a twirl and sprays the whole room with air freshener, cheese flying from her ears*

And now I find I've changed my mind.... ow! *a piece of cheese hits him in the eye*

I think you'll find
I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doooor

Help me if you can,
I'm feeling do-own!
I've got to get my feet back on the gro-ound!

*Does an amazing double twirl, lifting her feet off the ground, lands, slips on a piece of cheese and jams the nozzle of her aerosol up Dancing Ermine's nose*

Oops! So sorry!

(Don't worry I've got cake from the front room blocking nostrils anyway )

I do appreciate you being ro-ound

(or something)

*Stands heroically, arms spread and attempts to sing at the top of her voice*

So won't you pleeee-ease help me?

Puts the aerosol cannister down, in case she has any more accidents...

Help me,
help me,
help meeeee?

*Starts to applaud loudly and whistles*

That was fun!

*Steps back on to the air freshener cannister, slips and bangs her head on the loo*

Ouch! *Lies prone on the floor, moaning and mumbling about needing help*

*Picks up face cloth, runs it under the cold tap and applies to Gwennie's head*

This should help reduce swelling. Are you OK?

should I get one of the doctors that DD was so interested in?

*Clutches flannel to her bruised head*

No, I think I'll live - thanks anyway! Methinks I need a long cold cider to numb the pain though!

Let me through, I'm a doctor!

Wow, I knew that the bathroom always is the most interesting area of the party, but
I never would have guessed Kareoke!!
*decides to sing for Gwennie to make her feel better & grabs the mike*

Huh-um...Tha sun will come oouuut tommorrow-

* is cut off as a bird slams into the window and falls to the ground (or some unsuspecting
soul) outside & takes that as one of those signs telling that she should stop singing (at
least that song) & as she is further encouraged by the winces and hovering in small cor-
ners of the other patrons of the bathroom she decides to wait for another sign of what
she should sing.*

Sorry, everyone I'll never do that again. Promise

Okay, everyone, how about a stunning rendition of...

"It's been a hard day's night..."

I've been working like a Do-og...