h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can somebody please work out the arm movements and lyrics to H-2-G-2 (To be sung to the tune of YMCA) because that is a song just WAITING to happen!
(And if you do remember whose idea it was!) >

Working on it

Evening all! Work Dancing Ermine! Work!

Hi Lochie, long time no see

Not since the Early Addiction forums with Zed and Pegasus if I remember rightly, back when I was R97644

Hi Lochangel...

H2G2
By Dancing Ermine (With reference to the Village People and a nod to Fat Mammoth for suggesting it)


Young thing, there's no need to feel blue
I said, young thing, There's something that you can do
I said, young thing, 'cause you're on a site that's new
There's no need to be that frightened

Young thing, there are others out there
I said, young thing, they'll help you if you're scared
They're called "ACEs", and I'm sure you will find
They will show you to a good time.

It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
It knows everything about the planet Earth.
From flying to giving birth.

It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
You can learn about kings
Where to get a good meal
You can find out how others feel.

Young thing, look deep down inside
I said, young thing, why not come along for the ride?
And then, young thing, you can write for the guide,
but you've got to know about this:

No thing, does it all by itself
I said, young thing, you can always get help
And just go there, to the H2G2
I'm sure they can somehow help you

It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
It knows everything about the planet Earth.
From flying to giving birth.

It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
You can learn about kings
Where to get a good meal
You can find out how others feel.

Young thing, I was once in your shoes,
I had, no name and I was really confused
I spent, hours roaming the guide
I had no idea what to write

That's when Zed came up to me
and said Researcher, just follow this link
There's a place here on the H2G2
where we're all as addicted as you.

It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
It knows everything about the planet Earth.
From flying to giving birth.

H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
It's fun to research for the H2G2
Young thing, Young thing, there's no need to feel blue
Young thing, Young thing, there's something that you can do

H2G2
just go to the H2G2
Young thing, Young thing, I was once in your shoes,
But I now have a name, I'm no longer confused

H2G2
H2G2
H2G2
H2G2

There we go eventually

Wow thats marvellous!

I've had practice. I've already corrupted the lyrics once before for the dance club gossip page. Didn't take me as long this time though

*sticks nose through open window* Blast, missed Lochangel again...

*Thinks Dancing Ermine is very clever to have worked out all those lyrics*

When can we hire Village People to perform it?

*produces his construction worker's hard hat* Well, I'm game...

I can supply a few rugby players - ok they are not the village people but they are kinda cute!

Will they appreciate dressing up as the Village people though?

Give them a couple more barrels of Guinness and they will be game for anything by the looks of them!

I knew it would work Hey we could start a new band:
The Digital Village People
Come on everyone:
"In-the-gu-ide...

Now this is one thing we need a dedicated page on!!

You could always post it up on the biography pages. With them all dressed up in appropriate costumes. I wonder which one DNA would choose?