h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Life is unitersting without some one complaning could you imagin how unberable thigs would be iff everyboddy was happy all the time. if it was a coller it would be a strnge sort of grey nutral thing because people would not know what they where missing if they where never unhappy.
Any way could you emadgin the comments people would make to a name like mister whiny I meane come on give your self a chance
*gives up on getting a dance slightly releved because he is pathetic at it and goes back to the band*

#It's another way to get through the day
picking up ripped cigerett boxes
hoping that one remanes...#

Thank you, FC, for the lovely long dance. Excuse me while I grab a drink.
*Goes to bar, and bumps into Zax*
Hi - sorry if I put my foot in it - I was thinking out loud, which (I suppose) I souldn't do. Let me back the tape up and try again: In one of the strange coincidences of life, I'd been trying to work out whether to tackle something while it was at an early stage, or to let it slide and enjoy the ride. Your decision to "tell all" here was a good example for me, so I muttered something for my own benefit, and then went off and did the right thing. BTW - only after that did I dare put in my application! So here's to the right thing! Cheers!

*raises glass*

Cheers!

*smiles at room*

think i'll try that drink, Old Man...!

Cheers!

Cheers!

*thinks Kes has been getting a drink a long time... sees him and Zax talking... leaves them alone*

*sees Mr. Wallflower* come dance...

who me?
Dance?
er...okay.

Wow he is dancing that usually does not happen
*The song fineshes and the band starts somthing sutably slow and slushy*
Oh and before I forgett I will not be on two a few weeks becuse I am taking a well ernd break and trying to drond myself on veraus rivers around britten so I will say good by.
*Takes a bow Clicks his fingers dissapers and Is instantly replaced by another gitaist*

*Eventually returns with FC's drink*
Hi FC! Drink over here - when you're dance is finished.
I was trying to keep the champagne cold, but we're almost out of ice blocks.
I made sure your drink is packed in an ice bucket.
You know I only have ice for you, dear

* overhears the terrible pun from accross the room*

Har har har...!

*wonders if anyone will noticed or care that I've gate-crashed*

*decides to wait and see*

*looks around hopefully for a drink*

*wonders if anyone will noticed or care that I've gate-crashed*

*decides to wait and see*

*looks around hopefully for a drink*

Hi, ENTITY. Here, have a drink.

(hands ENTITY a drink he just invented and was not game to try himself)

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JOTD: Pelicans eat anything that fits the bill

*takes the offered glass delicately, eyeing it askance*

uh... is this safe?

*wonders what is making it smoke like that*

pretty colours!

*waits for Jester to turn his back, then deftly swaps the glass for a Y off of a tray of passing Special Red Election wine*

*sips carefully*

MMM! now THAT's GOOD!!
wonder where it came from!

Smart.

*wonders what it is that Jester made, and wanders over to investigate*

*not finding the smoking concoction, decides to find more wine*

Hey E! is that the wine you've been handing out everywhere else?

*snags a glass off of the passing tray*

*takes a sip, and shudders*

man that's good!

All this digging is dry work.
E - you're a genius - wine!
Cheers! *Glug*

Thanks Kes! did you check out those links? what'd you think?



*takes another sip and looks around for something sweet*

Sorry, no I haven't yet - I've got very tied up in a few other places. I will do it - honest. Just time to try another glass of your delicious red ... Cheers.
*Zooms off*