h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And if all else fails there is always Vince.
*Everyone turns to see bob standing at the door with his left arm in a cast.He grins*
Dont ask how I got this because Vince will be embarrised wont you oh great teacher
*Walks over and givs Vince a hug. Hugs every one else so they dont feel left out grabs himself a Glass of scotch and starts to walk tothe stadge then stops*
Oh looks like I wont be playing for awile so would anyone like a dance.

Dance? I'm always ready for a dance...

Shore lets go
*Bob and F.C fluter on to the dance floor*

I would be honerd if you would tweet.
Bob it is not my foult that you dont listedn to col when he tells you how to shoot that rapid. I will take you downe when the cast is of and show you how it is done.

Really?

Yes and any one else who wants to lern how to Canoe.
Agels these days always in the gutter

No. I'm usually in the sewer.

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JOTD: A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.

How long has this Party! been going on?
And why wasn't I invited???

Since Zax came back I think and I am shure you where

Hello Vince, do you know I am sitting on your lap now, in another forum? {Can't remember which one though}....

*smiles*


*sips Red Election Wine*

*smiles one more time*

Oh I hav fot to find that one

Sorry that is ment to read
oh I have got to find that one
Keys on lap tops are to dam small

You should see half of the keys on my keyring.

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JOTD: If you knew what to say next, would you say it?

* St.Peter walks in, shakes his head & thinks better of getting involved... *

St.P.

*wandering trough the lounge, occasionally dusting one or another of the long empty tables... righting the occasional chair... picking up stray streamers from the floor...*

..... Hello?....

*looks to the corner where Kes' gift, the weeping willow, stands, now 3 feet taller, bathed in a sparkling golden light with long, flowing branches dripping with elegant leaves.*

*sigh* Thank you, God!

Hellooooo? anyone out there???
i think i'll just sit on this chair here, and have a sip of this nicely aged brandy.... maybe someone'll show... maybe...

(nim waves shyly)
hi?

want some and

(nim waves shyly)
hi?

want some and ?

*jumps up and eagerly dashes toward nim with the just-a-little-too-bright-eyed-yet-slightly-vacant look that only shut-ins and the truly demented ever get just right*

NIM!!!!! So GLAD to SEE you!!!

*pulls up short with a brisk shake of the head, remembering that nim wasn't much of one for boisterous greetings...*


ahem! er... Hi! GEE it's great to see you! How are you? i'd LOVE some chocolate and some tea... would you like some brandy? i know it's a little early in the day, but there's some of the election wine that Entity brought- that should be a great vintage by now...

*pops cork on a bottle of the election wine, then pours two small glasses*

would you care to make a toast? just for old time's sake? gee i missed being here....

*trails off lamely, realizing she's been babbling.*

(hugs zax)

don't worry, my therapist says hugs are GOOOOD for you
i've been back only a couple of months myself. have you checked in with galaxy babe? she's, as always, good for the soul.

i'm much better now. 6 published (translated) books, another 8 on the way and being the opening speaker at a conference can do wonder for one's selfconfidence
now if i only could do something about my terminal lazyness...