h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alright, GOD... that's it. I really need to tell you that you ROCK!! This is SUCH a great place! I mean... just LOOK at the VIEW!! hey! is that GEORGE BURNS??

Niiiiiiiice.



I think i'll have a Mindrotter while i wait for the others... that is, if you don't mind, Rasputin!


Saint Zax*


ps... sorry about the boring name of the link, but i wanted it to be REALLY uninteresting in case mortals were checking out our forum posts from our pages... ya know?
*in perpetuity

WoW!! you guys don't know what you're missing!!! I just saw ELVIS!! (surprisingly, he looked quite spry!) no! REALLY!! ELVIS!.. and i'm not talkin' las vegas copycat Elvi, either! Y'all better hurry up!

* The lift heavy on the Wings Motif opens as HE tries to steady himself. Evidentially, opening celebrations had started considerably early upstairs. A torn party hat sits lopsided on his head, or it could be that his head is lopsided through imbibing, and the party hat has been unnecessarily defamed *

That would be Saint Elvis to you !

He is part of our new policy of recruiting famous historical figures, who at least lived inpart - worthy lives. Unfortunately, Saint Sinatra & Saint Monroe have quite taken to complimentary drinks...

* Turning his gaze to the bar, Rasputin glares defiantly. An uneasy silence pervades. Eyebrows are raised all around the bar, but none compare to the large, immaculately cared for set Rasputin enjoys *

* Now I don’t particularly want to interrupt at this stage, but being a Narrator at times for the so called ‘Celestial Mafia’ does throw up a few challenges from time to time. Rasputin is not much of a man of words, indeed one would be hard pressed to describe him even as a man of letters. So I will have to translate as best I can, from his expressive er...eyebrows *

~~,^-,~~... -~,~`, -~.

* Er...I think he is trying to denote the fact that, he is well & truly put out by Saint Sinatra fast becoming his majesties favourite drinking buddy *

Look, That’s simply not true...Sure, he’s got style, flair & elan, but you know I’m fond of a good drink...and who makes the best ones ?

~-,^=....

* ? *

Well, I’m glad we sorted THAT out...Could I have a Saint Joan’s please, I need something to kill the bacteria in MY woogy stomach...

“ Niet Problemski !”

...Oh, and one for Saint Zax as well.

I’m glad your here, I opened up this place, so that we could discuss matters that might verge into the unconscious patronising of newbies if discussed over there. (...and a general spoof of the equalitarian principle we are trying to inspire )

It would be helpful if some of the Saints leave some ideas for the patronage of new Saints. Although, there is an attempt to come up with something pertinent to the person, a general pool to draw from would be helpful...

I would also like to raise the issue of how to spread ‘the word’ , if you have any ideas about this, please come forth...

* Sees the raging, foaming liquid Rasputin has just poured. Thinks: ‘Thank myself, I don’t really need this physical body in the morning’ *

- Simply, Going around & around the same little roundabout. (...in around about way)

Yeah, and it was truly inspired. as usual. it's good to be able to honestly discuss our opinions and have raucous debates without giving the general public pause...
i see cloughie has requested membership.. after digging trenches with his heels... this should be interesting!

Gotta know who your decorator is!


Just might like to borrow them for my kitchen... thinking about remodeling!
Z*

*knocks gently on door and enters the room*

(shily) Uh, hi...!

*plays with halo timidly*

HEY!! You Made It!! This's Great! Come in, Come in!! Rasputin- a drink for the lady!
... uh... please..! So what'll you have, Lisa?

*turning back to Lisa, Zax finds her frozen mid-stride, gazing softly at our fellow saint's countenance. a glance at Rasputin is enough to assure anyone that Lisa will be out of commission for at least an hour. The brows are raised as he inspects a glass for clarity, then they draw together magnetically while the perfect lacquer is selected.
as he tips the bottle to the glass, one eyebrow floats smoothly upward as though sliding across ice.
the clincher is when Ras comes to the end of the pour.. (the Levelling Dance is known throughout heaven, and only two have been known to be totally unaffected by it... Zax is one of them. apparently, Lisa is not the other.)
The dance is simple.. the aforementioned brow dances up and down with each additional shot thrown in to bring the masterpeice to the perfect level... Hypnotizing... that is, if you're into that sorta thing... apparently Lisa isn't into it. she's hoopy for it.*

another one bites the dust. Poor lass. never had a chance!

who knows.. she COULD wake up... yeah. right.

Hey there all... i was taking a look in at Dr J's page, aince he's requested membership and all, and happened to follow a cool link he's got there.

it came up with something really great. it's a picture, so it doesn't take long to look at- trust me, it's worth it!

http://www.cybergreet.net/3dwallpaper/goldenland640.jpg

for more wild art, pull up cybergreet.net and check out their 3dwallpaper link. it's all free (of course, since i refuse to put my #s in the ether, secure or not!)
and it's high quality stuff.

check out Doctor John, http://www.h2g2.com/U113301 .

I think that given the various points of his persona, he'd make an excellent Patron Saint of the Dead...!

there's also been a petition from B.E.D. of Weekendism... definitely supported, but for the life of me can't think of a patronage... other than naps and rest as he suggested...



I just love talking to myself...
hope the others figure it out soon...

* the sound of sandles clip clopping break the silence, much to St.Zax relief *

Sorry, I've been busy being interviewed...

* HE produces a look of hubris, if I'm very not mistaken *

* Does it again...I'm not mistaken *

Anyway, I've posted a link that people might, or might not work out what is actually going on...Hmmm...

I will check out Dr.J's links, I simply agreed with him on the basis of prior contact...

* Ponders what else HE had to say...yes, that's it. *

Rasputin ! DRINKS ALL ROUND...

- THE Chairman of the Board.

* the sound of sandles clip clopping break the silence, much to St.Zax relief *

Sorry, I've been busy being interviewed...

* HE produces a look of hubris, if I'm very not mistaken *

* Does it again...I'm not mistaken *

Anyway, I've posted a link that people might, or might not work out what is actually going on...Hmmm...

I will check out Dr.J's links, I simply agreed with him on the basis of prior contact...

* Ponders what else HE had to say...yes, that's it. *

Rasputin ! DRINKS ALL ROUND...

- THE Chairman of the Board.

hi zax, i got here, u proud? bit tired tho, not quite used to flying yet! that picture by the way, i've got loads of stuff like that from various 3d wallpaper sites!

hey all
finally made it here
need something caffeinated - gonna pull some good sh** tonight

can I get a cuppa coffee, ras? *she says, deliberately avoiding looking that direction*

*takes proferred cup and gulps it down*

ahh

* Walks in bearing a skeleton key... *

This is the key to the cabinet bearing the Golden Sword.

As you are the second of the new order of Saints, I would like you to have the honour of inducting the two new saints...

Doctor John - The Patron Saint of the Chemically Challenged.

Saint Big 'Evil' Dan - The Patron Saint of Weekendism...

Use the sword wisely...

- THE Chairman of the Board.

'Shishhhhhle! eee eye eee Io *hic*! hi! sho gladchucood makit!



Have fun Io! Hehehe

I do this over at the app thread, right?

Cool.

*takes key, unlock cabinet, removes sword, glides off*

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

*Slams open doors*
*Looks around, notices Zax on the floor and thinks "Typical"*
*Gazes round the room, nodding at fellow Saints, even the unconscious ones, and grinning at thistle who can see what's coming*
*Raises head and locks eyes with Rasputin*
*Strides forward, not taking eyes off him. Makes it to the bar and perches on the counter.*
*Raises an eyebrow*
Do you serve vodka this time of day?
*grins*
You know, I've got a cat I would very much like you to meet...
*glances back round at fellow Saints. thistle is shaking her head*
What?
*eyebrows are raised*
Oh right, the non-hypnosis thing?
*looks evil*
Never been that easy to tame...

......chip......<*snort*> old ..<*cough!*> ..block..<*fflleeaaaggh*>..... rubbin.... <*sssnnnoooooooorre!*>
..off.....

hmmm...
thought saints were meant to be pure and clean and all that!
*she says as she joins tweetie at the bar and politely asks for another long vodka please!*
i'm ashamed of all of u *hic!*

*giggles*
You know I couldn't resist that.
*concentrates hard*
*Zax looks up in shock as Tweetie begins to change shape*
*There is a pop as the small yellow bird disappears and a girl is left in its place. She crosses her legs and grins, looking tired*
Wow that takes it out of you.
*There is staring*
Advantage of being a cartoon character- you don't need to be hit over the head with an anvil to change shape
Although you do need quite a large supply of vodka...

Well you SURE do know how to end a good buzz!



That's one helluva nifty trick, but do you think you could give us a bit of warning next time??? some of us are trying to be drunk over here!

Rasputin, my main man! Rot my mind, please!