h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Garden, Luxury! If I had a shed/garage the last thing I'd put in it would be a car. I've got too much other stuff to put in there

[Kasia]

[PCT]

*...pondering over his biology coursework in RL...*

*wanders into library and decides to set a supplementary fire to get more warmth circulating*
*having set a fresh fire in the library hearth, Lil comes into the salon*

This place was definitely designed for summer. Mind you, if we didn't have the geothermal underfloor heating, we would be quite uncomfortable more than 10 feet away from a fire. I think we'll have to have a door put on at the stairs next to the lift, and stop that draft coming up from the mosh pit. With a rat flap...

Matina, I would love some nice hot earl grey tea.

Last nights function? Excellent
Today's hangover? Throbbing.
Weather? Brilliant.
Earl Grey tea? Black, slice of lemon.

[WM]

*a group of 5 workerbots pile into the service lift and head downstairs after putting in a heavy aged oak door at the top of the stairs, a door whose authenticity is complete except for the ratflap*

A quiet weekend -- just the thing for getting one's website together. In the next couple of days I expect to have about half a dozen pages up. Touting the restoration business and founding the real gallery.

Doing all of that has actually made me feel productive, a sensation I never really obtained from working at the school all those years...

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*looks up from book at library hearth*

Don't mind that last post, all oddly texted as it is...bloody copy paste. Hiya, Lil.

...and on the seventh day Bob invented the preview button

And on the eighth day Odra shot Loony a nasty look...and it was Good.

*cackling nastily as she pulls Odra's pie out of the microwave and slices some for her and Looney*

I do not love thee, Doctor Fell.

Thanks for the pie Lil.

And now back to the football - Tampa Bay Buccaneers have just hit the lead over the Rams

"Your hopeless patients will live,
Your healthy patients will die.
I have only this word to give:
Wonder, and find out why."

Or just reheat some pie...

Final score: Buccs 38, St Lois Rams 35. Excellent game.

I wish the Buccaneers dart team I play for would have a few wins.

Team chant...
Where's your bucking ears?
Under my bucking hat.

*puts on Mary Prankster's Mercy...ah...Mercybuck *

"l wish l could buck all my sorrow away
And buck til the dawn of the next bucking day...
Buck the chorus and verse
Buck the pain getting worse
Buck it all til l burn...
l wish l could buck all of you til you see
l'm the worst buck-up in all history..."

There we go. Even have a fight song...

Excellent work Odreadek

In tomorrow's (trust me) Sydney Morning Herald

THEY SAID IT: "He hasn't got any more charisma than any other reasonably fit, fifty-something man with a red face and a nose like a fuchsia fruit" - Feminist Germaine Greer on President Clinton.

Matina, a fuchia fruit juice, please.

[Amy]

[Munch]