h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I guess I'd better just clean my ears out

Have to go, will catch you later.

Nice to see the party is in full swing. May I present the intrepid traveller with a bunch of Shamrock for luck on his travels.

Now where's that champagne.

Thank you for welcoming me - I was worried I might not be welcome for my, erm, rather questionnable background, but I see that was unnecessary.

*smiles again warmly and walks past the smorgasbord disappearing into Lil's Atelier*

*Pours his own champagne, as CS seems to be distracted. Pours one for DD, too. Watches Black disappearing into the gallery*

Don't worry about her background, she is really quite harmless to friends.

*a weird, inexplicable noise is heard from the gallery*

Sorry about that... I was trying to find those paints. Oh well, I'll just leave Phil's stuff here on the top of the bar, I'm sure it'll advertise itself.

How harmless? Does she understand the conventions of being a guest? There are paintings in there.

I think I need a drink. Maybe a Venutian Sunrise, that looked interesting.

*something that wasn't heard earlier because of Colonel's recent acts seems to be going on in the gallery*

Hi, Colonel

Brought a crate of my homebrewn irish stout for the occasion. I´ll leave it with you, and would you give my regards to Quorthon? I´m in a bit of a rush this evening, Pub opening yesterday, and so on...

Cheers, mate, then...

Mmm.. homebrew...

You know, these could become quite popular.

Shall I go bite the Darth?

Probably a good idea Styx
Hi Lil, Hi CS...Have you got a malt Scotch.....if not then surprise me with anything, that list looks a bit dangerous
Nice place Lil, had a gander at the gallery earlier, might have to commission something to do with cats.
Where's the deportee?

*is gone without a trace*

There's a bottle of Glenlivet back here, as well as some other brand with a name I can't pronounce.

Glenlivet will do nicely
*Takes long sip of liquid body warmer and grins from ear to ear*

Thanks for the drink. Sure is busy in here. My kinda party.

Yeah, you can hardly move without getting stepped on. And who invited the rat?

The Good News is that Quorthon has made it online, but hasn't managed to enter the building yet. This being his last week, he's got RL visitors every night to distract him some the serious business of Quorthonhood. But he is on his way.

No Styx, there are rules for being a host too. One Venutian Sunrise please.

Aha smorgasbord
*Starts working from left to right, filling plate as only a member of a world famous eating team can*
MMMmmmmmmm
*drops crumbs next to EC*
Mind the cleaning bots matey

I live here, scuttler. Who invited you?
*eyes glow and Styx waves his tail with anticipation*
Wait till you meet my owner buddy. If he notices you.