h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Quorthon has entered the building.

As soon as Q arrives, will you please make sure he gets this...
*points at the package in the corner*
I really have to be gone for now...

Thanks CS, I'll try not to drink this one so fast. They are delicious. I'll try a different one next. Hey, careful how much Quorthon drinks to soon, he's young.

Hey Rat, you owe me some money. You ate half that rotten pizza, so you can pay half. And since when did a cockroach need an invite anywhere?

*licks up some spilled sunrise*

That's okay.. the young don't get hangovers.

Besides, it just wouldn't do to serve the guest of honor a Teetotaler, now would it?

Hi everyone! Hello, hello...hello hello hello hello.....

HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US!!!

*forgets song*

Thanks for arriving, everyone! I count about 15 evil people here, including some new persons. To these newbies I say, Keep On Growing. Stay cool, and remember, you don't have to answer to ANYTHING or ANYONE. You are the master of your lives, cos if you aren't, then you're a slave to someone else's whim. And that sucks, because they'll take advantage of you. The moment somebody tries taking advantage with you, you gotta sort it out. If somebody f**ks you up, f**k 'em back twice as hard. Cos if you don't, they'll take advantage of you, and life will suck.
The moment you stop being your own master, somebody else becomes yours. Don't let it happen.

To the not-so-newbies, Keep On Growing

Now, wass in the box?

Oh I'll pay you half all right.
This here is a toney place so you don't walk on the food, they got the cleaning bot from hell here.

Buddy!!!
*scampers across room, dodging furniture and shoes, and runs up Qs leg to sit on shoulder*
Let's eat! There's beef and ham and salmon and all kinds of bread and veggie things and cake and, and
*washes whiskers greedy*

Open it and see.

Odd that you should arrive and make such a speech, considering that, between drinks, I'm researching my next article, on a political ideology that says basically the same thing.

Colonel Sellers, eye of the storm of controversy

Hello Man of Evil ...
Don't swear dear. Even if it is your party. I'll hug you when you don't have a rat on you.

So that's the guy Styx was making all the fuss over. Hmmmm, not bad for a human.

Just had a word on the side with QMike, and real life has called him away for several hours, but he'll be back at 2200 BST. Computer-sharing with younger sib...

Colonel, what drink would you recommend next?

*follows Quorthon*
Flap-FALPPP!

The Blood Clot isn't as bad as it sounds, and the Fruit Salad may turn out to be quite good. Then there's that pitcher of stuff Phil made up, whatever it is.

*Eats some dropped salmon*

Not bad, but could use a bit of aging. Like about a month. Much more fragrant then.

Well, let me try the fruit salad please. The party is underway now and they can call me when it's time to make another thread. *drops into a easy chair*

God, I hate cockroaches. Nothing personal. Stay on the floor or be dead. Up to you.

Hey CS, another Glenlivet please
Y'know cockroach tastes a bit like prawn. Fried ain't too bad either.
Don't view EC as a pest Lil, more a kind of moving hors d'oevre

Shame I'm vegetarian or I might take you up on that.