h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am Agent Smith from The Matrix.

[MTG]

Jack Torrance here.

Another Agent Smith.

Actually, I dressed rather like him in my last stage role!

I am Agent Smith as well. Took it twice, even, and got the same thing.

Just wanted to drop by to let you all know that things are fine here (if a bit tight in the wallet) and hopefully Tuesday I will be back online and ready to come back more often.

s for everyone

*waves to sea* I don't know what villain I am. It took so long for the portal to load that I grew impatient.

I'm another Agent Smith.

Incidentally, they're wrong about Q10. Most people I know use floss.

I'm Devito also. GDZ, it took me awhile to figure out how to attack with the sword, that was key. But now I'm rolling. I like killing the bad guys by forcing them off a cliff or into a masher.

I wish I was Vader. I to hum the imperial march as I walk through doors...

I am Vader. I am quite proud of that.

I'm O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill, and I don't know if that fits as I haven't seen the film.

But I like quizzes and questionnaires and answer anything I come across.

I'm looking forward to hear about B.'s experiences as well. I've never been on a blind date - so this is new to me.

I am Devito.

Hyp, I'm working up to a lightsabre, haven't bought a purple hat yet, but I do have a helmet like Leiya's and I have joined the Rebel Alliance. Planning on polishing off a few Imperial Stormtroopers later on.

Hi, sea!

Another scorchio day, it is beginning to affect Cassie, she has lost a lot of weight. I shall get the v-e-t to check her over next week.

>> Most people I know use floss.

You work in a *dental practice* Teuchter! Of course they do!



B

Hannibal Lecter

I am Gollum.
*sulks*

Oooh Amy, scary!

It's not my fault, tartaronne. It was doing the research for the graphic on A2175833; it turned my mind. You wouldn't believe the terms I typed into google .

*Matina sets out a tray of fresh cinnamon buns*

It was such a peaceful evening in Lincoln except for the teenagers who gathered in front of my property with a car boombox blasting (this has NEVER happened before), the crowds of people, the noise of shooting blanks from the pageant grounds and the traffic afterwards.

But it's a cloudy morning. Maybe it will rain.

Mmm cinnamon buns

I was Hannibel Lecter and A was Darth Vadar, But really there wasn't an option for 'I don't kill things I'm a vegatarian'

Mind you there are vegan terrorists. Not that they ever worry the Department of Homeland Security do they?

The smell of Bacon would send them running for a toliet!

I've just got an e mail from the Hebrides, it's over twenty degrees C there as well .

An area of low pressure is forcaste for tomorrow,

A is at a bit of a loose end having no more dead languages to learn and I'm too busy revising dementia to amuse him.

It has been unseasonably cool here at the shore. It is currently 63 F, 17 C or 290 Kelvin.

I got bored of waiting for the site to load so I don't know which film villan I am!
It is hot and sunny here as well. I'd like to do some stuff in the garden but it's too hot!