h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And then, of course, there's the double post.

Hello my pretties. I've just woken up. I've been taking a nap for just over three years

There is, as ever, immense backlog! Can I be brought up to speed quickly, or shall I just follow along and get the gist of what's going down?

Affy, I've been meaning to ask you, how many years will you be at university. You're in your first year now, is that right?

Welcome back home Iron Maidon!

Hey, Iron Maiden! What's up?

Yeah, I'm in my first year. At the moment I've got a four year plan (Valpo has a tradition of kicking students out after four years, regardless of what the student wants). Hopefully that'll be enough time for me to get majors in English and Computer Science along with a Theater minor and anything else I wanna pick up.

It's lovely to have you back Iron Maiden. I hate to think how your pet rat is going to turn your new name though .

Has it really been three years? We're trying to guess where Affy lives. Actually I think we were doing exactly the same thing three years ago.

Yay, Iron Maiden !

Yeah. Three years since I moved. Well, actually....might be close to five, when I think about it.

Cheers for the welcome, peeps. It's very much appreciated *group hug*

For the record I have no idea where Affy lives where do you go Uni, dude?

sorry FG. Chicken huh? Imagine if it had been duck.

*canned audience laugher, drums buh dum duh*

That sucks. Maybe he just freaked out, it happens.

*nasally california surfer accent*

Iron Maiden!?!? Excellent!!!

*plays high necked air guitar. Insane van halen high necked finger riff plays in the background*

Valparaiso University.

It feels like I'm handing that bit of info out an awful lot these days.

And many many salonistas are milling about, trying not to look as if they are milling about, awaiting the start of the race to the next conversation.

In addition to two homey cats and a garage cat, it looks as if I have gained a Guest Cat. Her name is, really, Precious, and she's amiable, cute and clever. Clever enough to have figured out the cat door to my place on her own, never having seen one before, and discovered that, inside my house it is Heaven.

Heaven is food on the floor, no dogs or dozen other cats to compete with, and a toy box full of balls and catnip mice and other treasures. You should have seen her face when she looked in that box. Awwwww...

Hey Nephew, you used to have rooms in a corner of this floor, but everything has moved around, and that area is a computer lab now. The mosh pit, however, still exists. I don't know the link exactly to type it out here, but you'll find it on A304354 -- goes to the floor plan, among other things.

And some very cool people have become regulars while you were in exile. *wonders if she can take down the Statue of the Banned Researcher*

Lil, I'm not hiding the fact that I'm milling about. It's been blatantly obvious for at least 24 hours now.

Hey, I've got a br to be getting to, f we don't have the FTTF run in the next xouipla minutes, I'll have no chance...

Affy - nowhere near Cardiff then, eh?! That's where all my mates seem to be going, damn them!

Lil - goodness, keep the statue! (pride) I supposed it ain't scared now, though. Maybe I can take it away and perform a few adjustments to make the passage of time? Like a lobotomy...

\m/ dave - you're my wife now dave!!!!!!!!

*does some more milling about*

*Considers milling about, but then notices that Lil doesn't appear to be online. Wonders if this is just a ruse meant to throw him off the scent. Decides that it must be, and continues milling*

Clean cups! Clean cups!
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