h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Peeves]

* wriggling madly inside bubble with itching powder, trying desperately to burst the bubble, especially when seeing the desserts*

I want some too! I want some too!

*looking somewhat merry, with a slightly pink face, hat askew and hair coming down*

Birthday cake, please!

* Hermione's apple contains a tiny book, along with a magnifying glass to read it with. The title of the book is: "The magic of tintype restoration".*

*walks down the wall and hops up on the table. miaows in such a way as to say, "Ice cream, please" then settles down between the two guests of honor and waits to be served, purring softly*

*stares at the birthday cake until she gets some* and then tries the same trick on the baked apple surprise* pecks at the apple filling wondering what she will find *

*lost in backlog*

apple pie? yum!

*Amy's apple contains a dragonFLYbot, a little turbo VTOL which turns out to be just right for Amy to ride on... just the thing, if she can figure out the steering and brakes*

[Peeves]

*unable to get out of bubble*

*looks at the desserts*

*Hermione looks up at the bubbled-in poltergeist*

I'll let you out ONLY if you stop disrupting the banquet or bothering the guests. If you want to geist polters you must go ... hmmm... to the Aroma Cafe. Agreed? If you agree you can have dessert.

[Peeves]

*blows nose*

Ok...

*already drooling in anticipation*

*is the last of her ice cream off the tip of her nose, purring happily*

*tucks into his Apple surprise very, very careful not to spill it. Knocks over his glass of punch.

*The Weasley twins jump in their seats at Luthien's appearance.*

[Fred] Good heavens!

[George] Good heavens!

[Fred] All is forgiven!

[George] No hard feelings!

*Fred then jumps in his seat again as he finds the deed to a property in Diagon Alley.*

*has a slice of birthday cake and makes sure all the animals (and bird) have some too*

Well, I hope those deeds make a fortune for the Weasleys, goodness knows they need it!

Where's Ginny by the way?

*The Grey Lady drifts over to Fred and George and secretly slips them a recipe for candles that fizz out at a certain time after they are lit, spraying thick purple foam everywhere*
*looks upset at everyone looking at her suspiciously* Just because I'm a Ravenclaw doesn't mean I can't have fun!

*looks up and down the table, searching for more ice cream*

*puts several scoops of ice cream on a plate for Mrs Norris*

*miaows happily at Moody and begins away. glances up once and again has a spot of ice cream on her nose, this one pink*

*helps herself to some vanilla ice cream on top of her apple surprise, and thoroughly enjoys*

*Grey Lady discreetly orders an extra-large serve of vanilla icecream, and slips it under the table.*