h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fleet transfer wormhole generator online. Transfer initializing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

*Gigantic, enormous, huge and other "big" sounding words are the only ones that can be applyed to the ships that start pouring out of a wormhole the size of Jupiter.*

We will initializing quantum detonators on our mark... MARK.

*White streaks sear across the solar system at near light speed towards the remaining HS ships.*

Their resistance is FUTILE. They will surely be destroyed.

*simply stands next to Checkouts Vodka belly and looks on in amazement... a lone Bjorg, green tear rolls down his cheek at Croz's actions*

"Well my friends all the bad guys are dead!" (A huge cheer erupts around the alter universe ships bridge)
"Hoorrah!!!!!"
"Time to go home?"
"Hoorah!"
"Ok turn us around lets go home"
"Hoor...."
"Thats quite enough of that"
The Esperentene Lurches around and heads back towards the co-ordinates of the accident site from where they first appeared,
"Chief, engage really fast drive!!!!!!"
"Aye sir".................
and theyre gone.

*Wendy rushes to the bridge*

Listen to me everyone, I think Croz is still alive.
Shortly before blowing up Phobos he transmitted a message that he would try to beam out energy only towards Deimos. It's a long shot but we've got to try.

That's right. I didn't sense his death; only HS deaths, at the moment.

*The 5.5th Doctor comes back out of the TOILET...* All right, I've--GREAT SCOTT! *He hears the report about Croz's actions* That mad, mad fool. There was another way... Just Horrible Somethings deaths, eh? Captain, I'm taking the TOILET to Deimos as an advance scout. There's not a lot of oxygen on that moon, it's in our best interests to find Croz as soon as possible. *Not waiting for confirmation, The 5.5th Doctor disappears into the TOILET, which dematerialzes, heading for "Deimos and Beyond..."* Continued at http://www.h2g2.com/F37895?thread=56517 ---The 5.5th Doctor