h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi!!!

I am clean as can be. Just to be sure, though, it is best to play Twister with the sprinklers on.

We could call an archbishop to wash our feet?

i am starting to wonder where this conversation is heading...

Twister is fine until everyone starts to get very drunk ("Blue foot green?!?!") especially if they're unattractive or have a personal hygene problem... ("erm... yes, I am aware that I'm draped over your crotch in a rather provocative manner, but really, it's nothing personal")

only played twister once so never encountered such problems. But if you fancy someone i imagine that could be quite an opportunity to get close

I never really end up playing twister for that reason at parties... usually after a few beers I end up somehow entwined with my favourite person on the couch anyway and never quite realise how or why I've got there!

stop it! you're making my head explode...


That is precisely what fails to happen when I play Twister. Even if there are *two* of us on there who fancy the same person, neither gets lucky.

if i did play it i would be the one left in the corner *not cheating* in order to get a grope with someone so you are not the only one

I think I should probably give up on them now... however just when I get to thinking that, along come the confusing signals.
I need one o'them mentors.

Spinning the wheel on purpose so that the object of your affections is an a provocative/obscene/downright filthy position is also done by some unscrupulous types.

I very rarely do play twister, since the "I'm not playing unless it's me and at least four girls" mentality seems to be prevalent amongst many of the people of the male persuasion I know at the moment. Which is a shame really, because they're spoiling it for the rest of me, who would actually like tpo play a game of twister, rather than to supplement my non-existant love life with some unwanted groping.

"Blue foot green"!!! Great fun!

Oh, this is old... don't know why I missed your Last Post.

nooo..... ignore that, all these later pages were somehow invisible.



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I always find there's always someone on the very large size involved when I play twister- and they *always* collapse on me

Poor lass!
Maybe invest in those comedy inflatable Sumo costumes?

Great fun at parties!

What Twister or inflatable Sumo Wrestler Suits?

Or just the combination?

I was talking about the suits, I never get to play twister at parties. (refer to above posting)

The combination would be very amusing!

Ah missed that in the backlog.

Strip twister is good fun.

And the combination would jsut be hilarious.

Not the combination of strip twister with the sumo suits though, surely, it would defeat the object wouldn't it?

Strip twister sounds like a great idea - must suggest that at a drunken house party!

Strip twister, with Sumo suits *and* plus-size eveningwear.