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The problem with being Bi
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 20, 2003
So, to recap, we're all pro bi, mostly pro liberal, and anti country music.
Bloody line dancing...
The problem with being Bi
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 20, 2003
My boot scooting baby is driving me crazy...
Just to shame myself, I actually do like that one, but the rest of it...
The problem with being Bi
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 20, 2003
that's more cheese than country. Cheese has more of a place in the world.
Hurrah! I am glad this thread has started again. It is one of the few places I can go to have a good moan. 
(tho' I will not bore you...) I daresay Queex (boyfriend) would not care a jot if I were entwined with a female also (at least, he says not. And sometimes comments, 'Ch-ching! 
) however this does not go beyond the hypothetical. I do not know *any* other bi-girls... do not even know where to start... I sort of envisaged that once I'd told a few people, one would fall into my lap so to speak (especially since a lot of my hitherto straight friends were, frustratingly, all snogging each other roundabout that time; however, that seems to have been merely A Phase). I prefer to meet folk over't'Interweb, however, providing it is in a non-scary place like this. Then I can ramble endlessly without tripping over or trailing my sleeves in the soup or the myriad other social embarrassments I am prone to.
The problem with being Bi
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 22, 2003
Which brings up the very interesting point - why DO many men feel the need to make the noise like a cash till at the mention of a girl-girl couple? I completely fail to see any connection...
I suppose it's not easy projecting an air of gorgeousness with your sleeves in the soup?
The problem with being Bi
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
yeah and when it comes down to it they would be embarassed and hide in the spare room!!
soup...never did like the stuff 
The problem with being Bi
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 22, 2003
He makes the noise a lot, actually, not just at that critical moment... and to his credit he only *thought* it, rather than yelling it from a table and doing a victory dance.
I am kind of known for spilling things. Or otherwise attracting stains. If only I could capitalise on that attraction, I would have it made...
If it came down to it it would probably be me in the spare room. actually I think we'd all enthusiastically discuss it, then when it came to get on with the action we would sit in silence with no one knowing what to do. And probably end up playing MouseTrap.
The problem with being Bi
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 22, 2003
mousetrap? Could be worse - trivial pursuit!
But yeah i agree i think it is one of those things that the average bloke would feel uncomfortable and/or embarassed with, as would the girls (unless very drunk and ignoring the bloke exists)
My bf (or is he an ex now - unsure) is ok with me talking about the delights of Mel C, Winona Ryder or Dervla Kirwin, but i am sure he would have a freaky if it was a girl down the pub coming on to me.
The problem with being Bi
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 22, 2003
I like trivial pursuit... makes me feel grown-up.
He's pretty shockproof as far as 'dodgy' things go. Although neither of us have any idea how to get people 'interested'... (euphemism, euphemism).
The problem with being Bi
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Apr 24, 2003
Most of my guy friends in the common room will just sit there going on about how much they love lesbians. Then they came a party where I was snogging a girl and were just running around giggling insanely going "Oooh... that's unnatural... GAY PULLING!"
Hypocrites!
I guess it was because they knew both of us really well!
The problem with being Bi
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 24, 2003
daft!
did you say anything crushing or just make faces? 
The problem with being Bi
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 26, 2003
Mousetrap anyone?
*tries (in vain) to balance the litle plastic cage on top of the bit of plastic without upsetting the whole pigging thing*
The problem with being Bi
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Apr 26, 2003
Lol... I used to LOVE mousetrap when I was a kid... such a wonderfully *imaginative game*! ...Is that me speaking or the bottle of wine?
The problem with being Bi
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 27, 2003
Sorry?
*looks up, while accidentally pressing against the starting thing with elbow*
Oh nuts...
Scrabble anyone?
The problem with being Bi
Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Apr 27, 2003
Scrabble! Yay! I generally only win when I cheat by making up words and trying to convince everyone they really do exist and are obscure technical terms. Not good!
The problem with being Bi
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Apr 27, 2003
Mousetrap, hurrah.
Or there is always Twister, the great leveller. Although whenever I play it I am reminded of the Onion article, 'Twister Party Fails to Get Dirty'.
The problem with being Bi
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 27, 2003
you can't beat a game of snakes and ladders though
The problem with being Bi
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 28, 2003
snap or hopscotch?
too many smelly feet with twister!!!
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