h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks at 24 of 42, then looks around for the rest of her drones*

Where? Where are all my drones? *looks around in panic* The voices! They're gone! The sweet humm of my drones, they're lost!

*wraps arms around 24 of 42* My sweet 24 of 42, you're... you're still here with me. We shall have to start the collective again. Help me, please?

*eyes wide, darting around unintentionally, watching her beautiful cube self destruct around the protective sphere.*

You can't have a Cat-Borg Queen without a Dog-Borg King, can you?

*grabs 1 and walks towards the nearest exit, still covered by the shield*

So it begins... the H2G2-Borg will rule... all will be assimilated...

Resistance is Futile.

*Chucks an EMP grenade out just as the tear closes. It hums, and triggers*

If you want to continue in the rescue attempt... well, the borg teleport...?

*has previously been pushed and stumbles into her cupboard, the door slamming shut and again disappearing*

*watches as everyone scampers from the room*

Success, my queen...we have scattered them all across H2G2, while our drones have gone ahead to establish the hive at an old ACF facility A697205

Soon, they will be assimilated.

*hears noises of people leaving, gives door an extra yank and opens it*

*watches sea exit*

You shall not be forgotten, 42. You will become part of the collective again, when your time comes.

*transports to the hive*

honestly...you turn your back for five minutes and everything changes...

*reopens the interdimensional rift long enugh to step through*

*nips out after uncle heavy*
hmph
^. .^
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*Wakes up in a deserted room, full of cyborg bits and pieces.*

Where did everyone go? Last thing I remember was swinging my flaming cane at some wires behind this console here. There was a big spark, then I woke up lying on the ground.