h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Laughs in a purely evil manner.*

Red Dog! You want to escape, or is it the Borg?

*Motions with his hands, and the cupboard suddenly appears within them. Either it hasn't changed size, just the area it occupies now is much smaller . A tear in space-time opens.*

Come ON!

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[sea] *gasp* arl was in there! noooooo!

[sea-borg] he will be assimilated. resistance is--

[sea] shut up already, will you!

*sea decks sea-borg*



*metal parts are being rejected by sea's body. tubes and wires are dropping to the ground. sea-borg does not seem to notice, and bends over to pick up apollo's tool for him*

here you go, apollo.

*clank*

*bang*

*thud*

*Pokes head out of tear*

Yeah! Show those borg!

*Ducks back in*

42 of 42... it appears you are in need of repair. You may need... reassimilation!

*Struggles to find a pick-up line from Apollo's memory, but screws up again*

I see you wash your parts with Windex, because I can see myself in them

Would you care to be assimilated?

*Yet again, peeks out*

*clears throat*

24 o' 42... Let things go naturally. Can't force this stuff.

*Ducks back*

[sea-borg] me? no, i'm fine. perfectly fine. just shedding some unnecessary machinery. did you get that panel to prevent the cube from collapsing into itself?

*sea-borg goes back over to red dog and whispers in his ear*

red, it's me, sea. we've got to get out of here. the cube is falling apart. we need to de-assimilate everyone or the Collective will take over h2g2. they won't stop at cats and dogs.

*is sucked out of the thread*

I feel a disturbance in the force...


uhh...


I cannot communicate with 42 of 42... *assimilating tools start whirring all over*

*knocked over by red dog's sudden departure*

yo! let's get out of here! where's sarge? sarge! we have to get arl back!

*hoping for de-assimilation of apollo*

Hey Sea! Climb up here! I think I found it.

*feels sorry for anyone involved in this thread that hasn't been on for the last 2 hours *

*after pushing a button, a restraining arm shoots and grabs sea, pulling her towards the assimilation table where the Queen Cat-Borg is left wondering what happened to Red Dog*


*is hit with a .38 caliber bullet, damaging critical systems (even more)*

Repair initiated... must apprehend intruder... wait... sea?... but I thought...

*The tear begins to heal...*

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*sea is now free of borg-ey-ness, but still wearing leather clothes*

hey, listen, fight the assimilation now. we've all got to get out of here before this place collapses!

*looks up toward yo*

is there a door up there? but... the cupboard... arl...

*looks at the tear mystrunner went thru*

*struggling*

I don't know if I can make it... *is drawn to the Cat-Borg Queen*

by the way, the cupboard was assimilated...you have to get shroom out!

*goes to the queen, still struggling*

*looks from apollo to sarge, to apollo and SG*

get the queen and yourself out! is happyborg still here?

*runs over to sarge, pushes her toward the portal*

go after your cupboard!

*leaps up and starts climbing after yo*

*goes to the Queen*

*admires chaos*

*watches as everyone scampers towards their exits*

Hehehe...

*puts on gloves, yanks on door as yo prys*

*resets shield harmonics... a protective sphere goes up around himself and the queen*