h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*still malfunctioning*

*now insanely jealous of Red Dog*

She said go regenerate a few cycles...or was it incinerate a few tables... *several tables pay dearly for being in the room*

*spots sea-borg paying attention to other non-borg*

What is this? You become borg and suddenly you aren't good enough?!? I'll show them...

*goes over to shroom, still wielding her lightsaber. Desperately tries to draw on Apollo's former wisdom, but fails miserably*

That's quite an impressive toy you have there...would you like me to show you a better one?

*burp*

*sea's thoughts suggest to apollo that his comment sounded very much dirty*

*sniffles and holds up arms to yo*

you don't have to be assimilated, then.

*looks hopeful*

assimilation wuz fun

scuse me .... is anyone still draped all over me or have I missed all the fun ?

*the sea personality struggles to the surface. the assimilation tubes do not move. sea seems to be fighting a violent inner battle*



[sea-borg] he will be assimilated.

[sea] no! i won't let you!

[sea-borg] resistance is futile.

[sea] ! *tackle*

*kick*

*punch*

*scratch*

*metallic bending noises*

*Shakes in rage as he prepares his last-resort-before-going-criminaly-insane-and-slashing-things defence.*

Cower before PHYSICS!

*Physics, noticing that someone called its name, decides to leave alone the new levataion devices that it was still deciding on, and take a better look at the battle.*

red dog, saturn girl is still whispering sweet assimilation in your ear...

*giggle*

*grabs a nearby chunk of metal and hurls it at Red Dog... still insanely jealous. The metal firmly inbeds itself in one of Clelba's , which soon becomes borg*

Anyway, madam shroom, as I was saying...I would love to assimilate, er... coordinate ()...a nice evening with you

*Physics notices the large amounts of electricity that are running through the ship, and consequently, the Borg. It realises that electric current causes electromagnetic fields, and with Schnell's law of self-induction, the mulitple induced magnetic fields must be holding the borg in a somewhatly relitive state of suspension near the magnetic equilibrium of the ship (aka the center)*

*Physics decides to "Make It So"*

*The noise of bending metal and crashing fills the air*

ouch!

*watches him go. sea-borg gets very angry. she rips a large metal piece out of the wall and throws it across the room, bending many of the metal bits and possibly creating a way out*

*sea-borg regards this for a moment*

burp of burp, perhaps you should see to the intruder.

*turns her attention back to red dog*

where were we, reddy? oh yes.

*sits on his lap, scratches behind his ear*

argh!

*sea-borg glances up, sees the ship caving in on itself*

*stands up and hurries over to a control panel, trying to shut down the non-essential systems*

*weakens still further but still manages to direct a smug look towards his old buddy Apollo *

*sweetly*

apollo, honey... can you help me with this? pleeeeeeeease?

*coaxes apollo into looking at the control panel*

*runs to the control panel*

24 of 42 importing... damage minimal, repair simple...
*pushes a button*
*the borg is transported onto Red Dog*
oops. really, I didn't mean that.

Anyway...
*drops his tool*
Would you mind reaching over to get that for me, sea-borg?