h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Nine ships decend from orbit and land, ignoring the local space police. The lead ships ramp goes down and three women clad in black robes, carrying long obsidian staffs and followed by six probe droids walk off and wait as if expecting the security*

*ahem*
*Arras space police imediately converge on this massive security breach in an attempt to clear it up or wipe it out*

*The ramps of the other ships drops and the three women smile slightly, although this is hidden by there grim masks. The three women press a button in on there staffs, and like a sheath there split in half, revealing huge vibroswords. A wave of terror eminates from the center ship like a tsunami, and as one, 300 screaming figures emerge from the ships, all robed as the women, all weilding huge vibroswords, and all followed by probe droids which fire at the security. There sweep towards the security and fall into them like a storm, hacking and slashing at them*

*the space police fall to the onslaught like sheep to the slaughter*

*The tall figure walks off an surveys the scene, with several hunched minions scurrying about him. Several small teams walk off, clearly troopers but wearing extrodinary armour of blacks, yellows and gold, and carrying repeating blasters. One of the hunchbacks shouts to the teams*

H: Raise the defences.. let non escape from the port

*They set to the task, placing demolitions on ships and defences, and gunning down anyone trying to leave. The tall figure walks into the centre of the carnage then motions towards the city. The women shreik and run off into the city, followed by the tall man. Three of the women walk beside him, acting as bodyguards*

*The group from Erianna enter once more, and giving one final look the tall man boards his craft once more*

*The women follow and the group of five or so hunchbacks approach one of the gold and black troopers*

HUNCHBACK: Report

TROOPER: No one has left the planet sir. Once the force is extracted the rest of the ships will be detroyed where there sit. The rest of the space port is useless. We took care of the few few troopers we lost when we entered the barracks with the cleansing fire..

HUNCHBACK: *In a shrill voice* YOU WASTE MEN WHO ARE NOT YOURS!

TROOPER: *He collapses to his knees, although he is still taller then the hunchback* I have failed the God-Emperor i deserve die please execute me that i might better serve him

HUNCHBACK: *Still shrill* YOU WOULD DARE TO EXCUSE YOURSELF FROM HIS SERVICE! PENANCE SHALL BE YOUR SERVICE IN HIS NAME! GET OUT OF HIS SIGHT!

*The trooper backs away, bowing to the little figure. The hunchback hobbles off and boards the main craft. The rest of the troops mount up and the ships leave*

*The cargo ships explode into hundreds of peices, and theres not a sole person left alive, nor working droid to have recorded it. Only a few recordings remain of the moment when the ships landed and the massacre began, revealing little more then the security being butchered. The fallen troopers, like the women in erianna, are all incinerated, bar the parts which wouldnt burn that were carried off by the troopers*

<Um...did Ancha say you could destroy his planet?>